Ben Innes, Ultimate Millennial Moron - And Proud Of It

There are some legit British clowns out there, like Ben Elton and Neil Innes, but BEN INNES is truly a pathetic and laughable asshole.

Christ, what's the first thing YOU would do if you were held hostage, if you were in a car accident, if you were at the scene of a massive church fire. TAKE A SELFIE? ASK SOMEBODY TO TAKE PHOTO AS A SOUVENIR?

Sure, if you're a MILLENNIAL. They think that the world is one big fucking Disney theme park. Nothing is real, is it? Let's all hop aboard a tour bus at Universal studios and see the Psycho house. Better yet, treat the Psycho world as one big laugh.

What a grinning meat-faced jerk. Does he think this is even a flattering photo? So many people who pose in front of a burning building, or stand next to a D-Lister, wear an expression that suggests "ASSHOLE" and they DON'T GET IT.

Too bad the glowering nut with the dynamite didn't take out a knife and slice Ben's throat for him. As in: "You think this is funny? A joke?"

Who in their right mind would ask to take a selfie with a hummus-face who just MIGHT blow up the plane?

Hell, Ben Innes, the Millennial, couldn't even conceive of that. "Hey, lemme take a photo with you! THIS IS SO COOL!" No, the people who know this moron can't claim that he was trying to psych out the Muzzie crazy man in any way, or stall for time, or make the suicidal shit-brain think twice about ending it all. It was just an empty-headed "look, it's somebody FAMOUS" gesture of a fuckhead who has to steal the spotlight: someone's the center of attention, let ME get some of it, too!

Even Bill Hoobastank wouldn't be this stupid. He would've been crapping his nappy. He might've wanted a photo with the guy AFTER they landed and before the guy was taken off to jail.

Ben the Asshole is a Leeds health and safety worker. Great. Leeds doesn't know anything about health or safety, hiring HIM. Ben was probably aboard that EgyptAir plane in Cyprus hoping for some kind of "adventure" he could tell the drunks back at his favorite pub at home.

Anything to call attention to yourself, right Ben? Why not go all the way, like a Kardashian. Go suck a black dick.