Yes, darling daughter, THIS is women become famous

The front page today? Brussels bombing and a kike kunt's vanity.

Isn't that just a bit embarrassing? Are these two stories EQUAL?

As previously mentioned to out-of-towners, among America's useless media whores is slutty 40-something stand-up bitch and ex-talk show bint Chelsea Fuckface Handler.

Here's a hush-hush fact she exploited: guys are terrified of SLUT TWAT. All a bitch has to do is stand up and grin and say, "I've fucked dozens of guys, let's see how YOU measure up," and everyone gasps. She becomes famous. She's an erection killer but she's a media conqueror.

Chelsea went on talk shows telling her smug, slutty stories of drunken gangbangs, and made Conan O'Brien and Jay Leno and the others shrivel. Like Joan Rivers, she could memorize a lot of nasty put-down jokes and intimidate male talk show hosts with her motor mouth. But UNLIKE Joan, she added a ton of proud "find me, fuck me, fuggetabout it" stories.

With her constant lewd confessions of fucking black guys and being ready for any drug, any booze party, any guy, she became a "fascinating" talk show raconteur, and got book contracts to write her candid cuntfessions.

No surprise she quickly became a darling of gays. Gays love to laugh with and AT sluts.

At this point, five years of her, you'd think the media would have had enough. We've seen her funbags a zillion times. She can't shock us with her anecdotes (which have filled several "best selling" books). Still, on a slow news day, like one in which hundreds of Belgiums were murdered by psycho-Muslims, THERE SHE IS.

"Oooh, everyone I'm NAAAAYYYYYYYKED. Aren't you IMPRESSSSSED?"

The ugly downturned mouth. She head that needs a bag over it. But nevermind, she's doing that FASCINATING "hands over my tits and twat" pose, and the Daily News gets hyper.

Chelsea's looking at herself like even SHE is about to puke. And why can't this egomaniac selfie-taking scab look UP for a moment? No. That's what Millennials are all about: them SELVES , which is really the ultimate insult.

Put it this way, what centerfold girl in PLAYBOY ever posed NOT make eye-contact?

The excuse for getting naked is sending a fucking Instagram to aging, useless cottage cheese-brain Reese With Her Spoon?

Is Reese a lesbian? Why the hell would she want to see aging Jew twat?

This is supposed to turn anyone on? Chelsea the bitch could've e-mailed a REAL naked picture to Reese With Her Spoon. But, it wasn't about exciting Reese With Her Spoon. It was about concocting a new photo to get attention and remain a reliable media whore.

The world is being bombed to pieces, but here's a tired 40-something slut staring at herself. Let's all look, too.

PS, yeah, nice to know Chelsea and Shauna Cuntwell have the same fixation on razor blades and shaving cream. I guess with Chelsea, shaving her cunt is a good idea, since it assures guys they won't be getting crabs from her.

What DOES a parent tell her daughter when every fucking day the newspaper is loaded up with pictures of Viley and Kuntrashian and the rest being famous for being slutty stupid naked morons? "Mommy, why shouldn't I take my clothes off to get attention and fame and money?" Er, uh...

Chelsea, next time you want to pose naked, go do it in Syria.