It's obviously a lie and she's trying to save what little credibility she has, but this IS moronic.
All she's done lately on stage is put-ons and turn-offs.
A few days ago she was careening around screaming she wanted to be fucked! Yeah? THAT sewer between your legs?
She was acting like Miss Lonely and she was juiced on stage. She used to be so amused acting like Napoleon in rags, with the language she used.
But it was all a put-on joke: drinking out of a liquor bottle, moaning about needing sex because she was so desperate for love. Ha ha ha.
And a month ago she feigned fainting, falling flat on her ugly face while doing a tribute song to her "idol" David Blowie! She acted like she was going to kill herself over him.
It was such an obvious, badly-acted hype job people mostly laughed.
With her idiotic custody case in the news, people BELIEVED she was genuinely broken up and having trouble acting professional on stage.
She was wearing clown outfits and moaning about her ugly chimp son Schlocco wanting to live with his Daddy, a fairly normal Englishman. Watta surprise, he didn't want to hang with his slutty mama who stinks the stage in her underwear and fucks boy-toys and niggas half her age.
How about those embarrassing pix Madge posted in which she fagged up her son with pig tails? Playing to her fag fans, she wanted to turn her own son into one. He didn't like it, and he deeply resented her spreading that photo around.
Now she claims it was all an act!
"Don't you recognize acting?" Yes, we do, Ugly Wop Bitch, which is why YOU failed in your acting career. Or don't you remember?
What an old used up slab of scungilli. Yes, this Italian whore leaves a snail trail in her knickers. She was a brainless slut when she first pushed her way into the downtown scene in NYC, blowing any half-breed who might have connections of any kind.
Then came that roller coaster of retard disco shit, faux-feminist anthems, "naughty" outfits, anti-Catholic garbage, preening as she screwed Dennis Rodman and other basketball monkeys, moaning because "blacks treated me worse than anyone," and on and on. Marries and divorces a variety of dopes and wimps. Breeds. AGES BADLY. Finds herself replaced by Lady Gaga and tries to make it a joke via a lame "bitch-fight" routine with Gaga on "Saturday Night Live."
ZZZZZZZZZZZ.
I wasn't even WANTING to follow this bitch's antics, but she was such a MEDIA WHORE all this shit was impossible to avoid.
I even saw this shriveled shrimp on the street once, sans make-up, and I couldn't believe how ugly and old she looked without make-up. THAT thing is MADONNA? And this was about 5 years ago.
I'll give her credit for singing a FEW catchy songs but really, she was always ugly. If your idea of beauty involves a crack whore with a round face and a gap-tooth grin, she's (sh)it.
Gap-toothed David Letterman loved to scorn her ridiculous antics: "She LOVES to shock us," he'd say with a dry, mocking grin. He wasn't falling for her crap when she was a guest on his show and she handed him a pair of her panties and told him to sniff them. When she began to deliberately curse, knowing she'd be censored, he gave her a bored, sour look and told her to cut it out.
Yes, CUT IT OUT already. Accept that you are OLD, Madonna Bitch, and your hair is actually very white, and acting like a 20 year-old slut at your age...do you really think this is right??
Christ how tedious seeing this rancid reptile doing those dopey aerobic moves with a bunch of smelly faggots behind her, grinning feverishly. Oh yeah, sometimes she'll find a nigga gal and make her do an aerobic flip and stand on her nigga head so Madonna can pretend to sniff HER nigga snatch. That's keepin' it CLASSY.
How often this mangy mutt can cry wolf, I have no idea. There's an entire generation that grew up with Viley Virus and who love Gaga, and don't care about her.
She is incredibly snotty. She puts down her gullible idiot fans for worrying about her? That's almost as arrogant as when she faked downloads of her songs. She uploaded fake mp3 files to Demonoid and other sites, and when the download was played, it was snotty Madonna saying, "Waddya think YOU'RE doing?"
She didn't learn from that? Her cunning stunt backfired and people had a lot of fun with her PUBLIC DOMAIN phrase, putting it to music, making it into ringtones, and mocking her for being the obnoxious Fame Nazi she is. Ilsa the She-Wolf had nothing on HER.
Like a certain forlorn Dutch Douche who also smells like a mangy hairy cunt, you can keep feeling sorry for yourself and calling attention to yourself and setting off false alarms JUST SO OFTEN before people want to dynamite your ass.
Today bitches feign meltdowns as easily as they fake wardrobe malfunctions. It's all a boring stinking farce. Kick you in the Vadge, MADGE.
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