Wednesday, March 16, 2016

Hunka Hunka Fat Lisa-Marie Presley

Oh, thanks MEDIA, thanks Paps. Nice to know what Lisa Marie Presley is doing.

EATING.

(But maybe her choice of drink that day was bottled water??)

Is this woman even "famous" anymore? When was the last time she put out an album? Last time she was on TV singing one of her very ordinary songs?

I wonder how much money some asshole was paid to follow her every day and wait to take an unflattering snapshot. Funny, that some misfits enter a profession that is really not too far from perverted stalker or paid assassin. You can bet he snapped his shots with the same excitement and surly satisfaction as Mark David Chapman.

Speaking of assassins and Beatle news, Simon Cowell announced his company will be doing a bio-pic on Brian Epstein. I'm sure it will be SO tasteful.

Meanwhile, Lisa Marie's stalker/pap might be given a new assignment, since the world doesn't need too many more pictures of her stuffing her face. Give it a rest, pap, it's illegal to peep and publish photos of her undressing or taking a dump.

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