Sharon, a Much Uglier Joke than Ozzy Ever Was

Oh, Christ, Monkey see, MONKEY DO.

Ugly baboon Kim Kuntrashian does nude selfies...SHARON???

It's what publicity whores do.

They pay a publicist to plant this turd-shit in the media. The media happily publishes it, happy to fill up the daily paper with crap.

There once was a time when Sharon played the "I'm smarter than my husband" game. She was the mother. The minder. Poor wayward mumbling stumbling idiot Ozzy would follow. Ha ha.

It's pretty obvious by now that this old bag is not all that reasonable, or clever. She has no opinion. Kuntrashian poses nude? Sharon flips a coin on which side she's on: righteous disgust, or slutty sisterhood. Either way is fine with her. She'll have half the crowd on her side and the other half talking about her and tuning in just to hate her.

She's that way on her idiot talk show, and she was that way on "America's Got Talent." Thing is, for a while people thought she actually was making conscious decisions. Not really. More like a turtle's intuition on whether to snap at a carrot or a celery stalk. One rule on "Got Talent" was that if Piers liked it, she'd have to hate it, and vice versa.

A mild surprise is that England gives a shit about this bint who is by now mostly made up of plastic and spare parts. In America, it's a novelty to see some glowering scowling little witch, clenching her fists and blurting every Cockney cliche in the book. Is it really so amusing in England to listen to some screech-owl talk to any woman from eight to eighty, and end every sentence by calling her MISSUS?

"You've got your nerve, MISSUS!" "That was a wonderful performance, MISSUS!"

You're just as dumb and useless as your fucked up ex-rock-star husband, MISSUS.