"Pulls Funny Faces and That's His Hobby"

You remember that quote.

Squeeze sings a put-down about a moronic face-puller "In Quintessence."

I'd like to SQUEEZE this guy's stupid head like popping a pimple.

Who IS this pretentious putz with the outrageously ridiculous expression on his pus-coagulated puss?

It's Farcebook twit Darren Cock, of course. He is SO fascinated with himself, he takes SELFIES that show off the worst excesses of Ted Nugent and Ian Anderson. Oooh, he GLOWERS. He pops his eyes. He is rehearsing for the ALBUM COVER THAT NEVER WILL BE.

The mark of the moron: updating Farcebook with NEW pictures constantly.

That's his hobby, all right. Pulling faces.

He spends his life on Farcebook, and Gootube, pretending he's a celebrity. Dream on, Darren Dipshit.

Oh, don't forget to UPDATE your photo, the one nobody will EVER ask you to autograph, not even Bill Hoobastank.

Congrats, ONE hapless faggot indulged you with a comment. In fact, two. There's a guy with NO LIFE at all. What a pathetic lonelyhearts club Farcebook is, with sad simpletons indulging each other with "nice" comments.

Why is it that dough-brained putzes think that STARING is COOL?

What's that glare supposed to say? "Watch out, I farted."

Anybody afraid of THAT guy? Anyone intimidated by THAT guy? He's just STARING because he thinks it makes him dangerous, sexy or provocative. In reality his face looks like a vanillapudding Tesco took off the shelf because it grew mold.

One of the more ironic things about this hairy-chinned sow's Farcebook page is one of his "friends" is Greg Lake. Right, that "fantasy" of being "friends" and equals with actually famous people! Hey Darren, send him a link to your YouTube tribute to Keith Emerson. The one where you say Keith is a fuckin' coward.

I think Darren has a secret death wish. One of the more amusing pictures is the one where he mimics some dire progrock band, or some bad horror movie, and imagines himself dead.

You're not alone, Darren. Most everyone's who has suffered through a minute of one of your inane YouTube videos has wished you dead.