Just Another Sunny Day in New Jersey

Bill Hoobastank was photographed walking down an obscure street in Hoboken, far from his home. He insisted he was just out mailing a letter.

"I had a wonderful time in England adding to my collection of memorabilia," he gurgled. "My client Shauna is being considered for a new shaving cream campaign over there, and I think she's working on another few dozen Taylor Swift covers."

Asked about his wife, he insisted, "We're just good friends. And I have nothing but a professional relationship with Shauna. My wife has plenty of things to keep her busy while I visit graveyards and stunt doubles selling autographed photos."

Indeed, Bill's wife just posted on a dating website.