GOOGLE employees eat Hearty. You eat SHIT

We all know that most any dull nerd working for GOOGLE makes a six figure salary. You can sit behind a computer somewhere in a GOOGLE compound, babble and write about statistical analysis and ratios, or work on new sneaky products to rival GOOGLE GLASSES, and nobody bothers you. You can be a techie at GOOTUBE and make a fortune, while all the creative people uploading stuff get pennies, if anything.

Ah, you sing, "I don't care too much for money. Money can't buy me love." Yeah? The GOOGLE drones and parasites LOVE working there. Because, it's true, it's true, they get fabulous pensions, they get to spend time in the custom-designed gyms, they get breaks to talk gibberish to other drones, and while you and I struggle for the money to buy groceries, and suffer the miseries of having a rare dinner out ruined by screaming brats in a cheap diner...GOOGLE employees get a wide variety of gourmet meals...FREEEEEEE.

Yes, the company that makes sure you get pirated movies, books and music FREEEEEE, makes sure their pampered employees even get FREEEEEEE food. If you're lucky enough to work for a book or magazine publisher, or run a record store that isn't in debt, YOU have to brown bag it. YOU are lucky if you can dash out and get crappy take-away food. Not so with GOOGLE, as the employees tell you:

You don't want to read more of that shit. It's too nauseating. It's like reading "oooh, she's SO beautiful" comments on Kim Kuntrashian articles in the London Daily Fail.

ISIS destroys people listening to a rock concert in a Paris club. They couldn't get anywhere NEAR one of these GOOGLE compounds where some dullards whine because there's too much esoteric and healthy FREE FOOD.

GOOTUBE pays pennies to creative people. The average optimistic fool might spend a week to create some little cartoon or song they hope will "go viral." They starve. GOOGLE employees get FREE FOOD.

The other day a rights owner told me that it's impossible to take down all the piracy he sees. It eats up too much time and the amount he'd make if HE upped his work wouldn't be worth it. He's a victim of Hansy and Zinfart types who like "nice" comments, or who are retired on the government teat and simply giggle at having a few dollars more in their Paypal account. Scab bastards.

He also told me there are now weasel companies (like the ones that will charge a fortune to place your vanity eBook on Amazon and your ssssoooooo wonnnnderful soooonnng on iTunes and eMusic) that will "re-arrange rights" for you. Huh? It works this way: you own licensing on The Christer the Blister Show. Allow the weasel company to work as a collection agency and find violations. The agency then goes to GooTube and says, "There's a violation. Tell the uploader that all monetization now goes to US." And they do. GooTube still makes most of the money, and the pennies in royalties they dole out get split between the weasel company and the actual rights owner.

And the bad news? I heard: "The problem is the items I own don't make enough for me to sign up with a company like that. They want volume business and only work with places like "The Tonight Show" or Warner Bros. What can I do? I can't make money uploading it, I can't make money licensing it." So go sell t-shirts. Or better yet, go into the food catering business. I hear the brats at Google can always hire someone to provide them with bigger slices of pie.