Mary Thom, Redneck Florida Croc of Shit

Florida. Christ. It would be great if some feminist freak of Mother Nature created an earthquake and severed this dangling penis off of America.

Amid the meth addicts eating each others' faces off, the redneck loonies, the Cuban scumbags and the senile Jews mistaking each other for sweaty chunks of pastrami left on beach chairs, there's MARY THOM.

Watta CROCK OF SHIT.

Well, actually Crocs are in Muslim Asshole Land. Swampy Florida has GATORS.

Mary insists her "baby" is so well trained he doesn't need to have his jaws taped shut when he's taken for a walk or presented to school kids for a "let's look at nature" lesson.

Huh? Is she a zoologist? A vet? She's making money dragging this thing to schools?

Now she's taken to SOCIAL (disease) MEDIA to tell the world that her "baby" should not be taken away because he's not really a gator at all, he's her "baby," and wears clothes and everything.

It reminds me of that insane cunt in Connecticut who owned a chimp named Travis. Awww, Travis was just like her little son. She SLEPT with Travis. She gave Travis glasses of wine. She dressed Travis. She took Travis out and about on a leash. She also had some drugs she gave him so that he would be nice and tranquil.

Except one day he got so agitated she had to call her friend over for help. Her friend had no fear of Travis because she'd been around him quite often.

Too bad THIS time, Travis attacked her with his chimp hands and teeth and literally ripped her face off and bit her hands off (one finger remains). She was left so hideously maimed that she got to appear on "The Oprah Winfrey Show."

Yes, that's entertainment for you. Once this poor woman was stabilized (it took months and months) Oprah came to visit her for an interview. Since the woman had lost most of her teeth and part of her tongue, subtitles helped tell her story. Oh, what a pleasant ratings-boosting day that was. Oh yes, the woman had been fitted with glass eyes. She couldn't see what she looked like, but we could.

But Mary Thom is a good ol' Southern redneck bitch, and she's convinced her "baby" isn't really a wild animal at all. So come on, y'all, sign petitions, march in a rally, and let "RAMBO" stay with her.

Till he bites her fucking head off.