Putting the TWAT in TWATTER

Oh, well, let's STOP huffing about eBay. That's for amateurs, those sorry bitches trying to sell smelly knickers for $20, or e-mailing some photos for $2 or $5.

Nevermind those pathetic fatties who promise to send a "thank you" note if you give 'em a donation of $10 just because they pose naked in thongs with their giant asses sticking out.

Forget Farcebook, too. Worse than eBay they have no sneaky "adult" area and don't allow nudity AT ALL! That Suckerberg Jew and his Japanese wife are SUCH prudes.

Thank JESUS for TWATTER. Twatter is where whores troll for customers. Where porn "stars" preen. And gosh, it's EASTER. What a time for Christian masochists to donate to some porn actress and cosplay queen from Canada.

Wuz da fok?

TWATTER being used to draw people to a porn site? To get people to buy sex clips on ANOTHER porn site?

How nice that this little lady (she boasts she's only five feet tall, a petite "goddess") offers a Sunday greeting, just like a nun. Sort of.

Anything else, for Easter?

You bet! She is in cahoots with bozo Jeff Bezos. Forget about eBay's ridiculous amateurs who ask you to buy from them. THIS lady TELLS you to GIVE HER STUFF. For NOTHING. As she Tweets, with a link to guide you, she has her own AMAZON account, and guyyyyyysss, you should just give her stuff because you're worthless and she's...got da twat!

Unfuckingbelievable. And this is TWATTER, a "social media" super-site. It supposedly distances itself from outright smutzones and whore places like AshleyMadison or Craigslist. This is where parents figure it's safe for the kiddies to leave opinions and follow Bieber and troll around and discover the world.

They accidentally (or on purpose) find utter Hustler-Screw level porn like this.

When we were growing up, "Goddess" was reserved for a Brigitte Bardot or a Raquel Welch or a Farrah Fawcett. All you saw was a poster. Maybe a movie where your goddess was in her undies, or a swim suit. Who knew about jerking off to fantasies that even Sacher-Masoch would find repulsive?

Oh, back in the primitive 20th Century, you had to REALLY be an adult to get porn. A store owner might be very tough on a pimply high schooler, requiring an ID just to allow the sale of Playboy. What a laughable and quaint era.

And people wonder why the Millennials are such monsters. Look at what they've been exposed to from when they were old enough sit in front of a computer.

THIS lady has her own website of course, and fills it up with information for desperate Hoobastanks who worship her (just as they worship D-list has-been 80-somethings on FARCEBOOK).

What's up? Your dick, Bill? Reading that she MAY be making more pornies and could use a masochist who'll make a fool of himself freeeeee?

There's a fetish, the term actually escapes me, that involves financial masochism. You're supposed to find pleasure in sending a check or a Paypal "donation" to some bitch who TELLS you to. She's not even Skyping. She's got a clip for sale, and you pay $10 to watch it, and aside from insults, she also declares you have to prove you're worth spitting on by sending her money. For nothing. Because she told you. And she's wearing a suspender belt or something.

And so, let's discuss a new form of worship on this hideously ridiculous "religious holiday." Today in honor of Easter, some Muslim asshole blew up a bunch of women and children in Pakistan. A spic tortured the Easter bunny. And you can bet various pious Christians like Ted Cruz were off cheating on their wives and husbands in hotel rooms (leaving Sunday morning church on some excuse or other about taking the afternoon off).

And what IS another religion? It's twat worship. It's taking seriously some pint-size bitch on Twatter, to the point of gifting her Amazon "wish list" account. It's why 92 year-old Sumner Redstone pays $5,000 a month to have some bimbo on retainer to lap dance and break his hip. It's why Rupert Merde-Cock got married again. Mere mortals worship what they don't know, can't understand, and is rarely in front of them. That's either God or CUNT.

Worship in church, getting on your knees, giving away your money to the collection plate, and you walk out mildly purged. Worship some twat on a porn clip, or in person, and you're much more fully purged (or so they tell me).

"Easter bunny or slut pussy?" I'd like to see you do a sermon on that, Rev. (This bitch could do one, but she'd be wearing a dildo like Viley Virus and charging $10 to download the clip!)