I read the ad today, oh boy...

All those code-word "Day in my life" auctions have pissed off one woman.

All she's sold are a few Pokemon cards, but now? Now she's right up there with Anonymous in issuing SUCH a meaningful protest against injustice!

She's selling...nothing.

Give her some money, that's all. This is like some jerk on Facebook telling you to "sign the petition," and when you go to the site, you're told that you must pay a dollar for your vote to register. The dollar goes to "our time and effort." Right, some people do NOT donate their time for NOTHING!

How's that?

This dizzy bitch isn't even asking anyone to sign a petition. She figures eBay will be noticing if five or ten fools give her money for nothing.

What if ten or twenty people donate a buck? That's gonna impress anyone?

She'll go on GOOTUBE and read her eBay ad? She'll go to KICKSTARTER and ask for more money so she can buy a better microphone?

Meanwhile she'll use the donations to buy some beer and chips. Maybe a few pairs of knickers. Whatever. She's ENTITLED because she got the idea to run a charity auction (which happens to be illegal).

Meanwhile, some asshole from Anonymous went on GOOTUBE, in his black burqa and stupid Guy Fawkes mask, to advise the world to be NICE to Muslims, and don't act prejudiced, because if Muslims feel like they belong, they won't be violent.

Except Muslims want everyone to convert and be MUSLIM. They get offended at anything and everything. They don't want anyone to have fun. All women must be subjugated and not even allowed to drive. This boob from Anonymous also declared his fabulous bunch of pimply self-important assholes will continue to hack ISIS and fuck with their Bitcoins and do those awesome "denial of service" attacks that slow down a chatter-forum for a few hours.

What IS the difference between a masked Anonymous jerk in a black robe giving a taunting speech and a masked ISIS jerk in a black robe giving a taunting speech? Not much, except the ISIS guy is very likely holding somebody's severed head. His idea of hacking is a lot more effective.

You notice how successful Anonymous has been in preventing ISIS from blowing up airports and subways. Keep at it, Pimplies. And let's not forget to "donate" to some woman on eBay who is merely going to find her auction removed and a warning issued for "disruption and interference" with EBAY.