Shauna: Guysss I Guessss Bill's a Good Manager

Despite no apology for taking an upskirt of her, Shauna Cuntwell, that fast-rising GooTube star seems like she's sticking with her manager.

The tipping point may be the new magazine ad campaign Bill Hoobastank was able to land...for HIMSELF!

"I guess it's proof he has connections," Shauna said. "The Klondike company was looking for an average, round-faced overweight giddy oaf to pose as if eating an ice cream bar was heaven on earth. They chose Bill. I think James Corden came in second."

Bill, who has over 7,000 pictures posted to Photofucket alone, learned about the Klondike contest and sent in about 500 images of himself happily eating their product. These were taken by his wife at vacations, at conventions, or simply wandering around New Jersey. She has even more photos of him eating burgers, candy bars, and her twat. He has that same idiot grin in every picture.

"Bill might get me a feminine hygiene ad," raves Shauna. "He knows I keep it so well-shaven!"

Yes, Shauna can even laugh now about how carefully Bill has observed her twat. "It wasn't always that way," she admits. "When I first learned he was so creepy as to take upskirt close-ups, I was twat-broken. But look, the alternative is so much worse: Simon Cowell." Indeed, better to look at a cunt than be one.