This pile of hummus you worship just backed out of a Sunday concert in Brussels.
TA DA! Here you see her
But NOT in Brussels.
Mariah is supposedly American. What happened to "These colors don't run?"
What about Obama, just as half-white as she is, who sat on his bony ass at a baseball game in Cuba because he didn't want the terrorists to "win?" The idea is "go about your business." Don't let anything interfere.
And Mariah Carey turned her fat tail and ran.
First off, you know the odds are SLIM that there's another clutch of Musli-Monkeys around, ready to attack. If there were, they would've blasted another subway, right? They would've said, "Ha, see, a few days later and here we are. We've got hundreds of brain-washed smelly assholes who don't wash, and they all think if they blow themselves up, virgins with clothespins on their noses will fuck them."
Come on, no matter what kind of fanatic you are, are YOU going to waste your fucking life blowing up a few hundred assholes who like Mariah Carey? You're not even likely to get a lot of white devils, just a whole bunch of clueless middle-aged niggas.
They targeted an airport and a subway, remember? They did NOT look at the entertainment page to see who was in town, and go there.
Secondly, isn't it more important to show the terrorists that they can't disrupt our lives? Our lives revolve around shitty octaroons mewling garbage music that ain't soul or pop, just slop. This is how we roll. We get excited over garbage. But Mariah ain't bringing the garbage truck up to deliver her shit.
Mariah Carey could be seen as a patriot, as a gutsy liberated woman, but she'd rather gurgle her fifty-syllable notes in peace, and enjoy her pampered life of bodyguards, cake and all the drugs that keep reality away.
What's this bitch gonna do, NEVER tour again? How does she know that the Musli-Monkeys aren't waiting for her in Denmuck, Hole-Land or Whoreway?
IF I'M BEING HONEST, Isis wouldn't seem so bad if they intimidated this bitch into shutting her cakehole forever, and hiding in her penthouse with her prescription meds and her boy toys (and or girl toys).
After 9/11, a true patriot, Rudy Giuliani, encouraged everyone to go out and enjoy Broadway shows. He even set up emergency store-fronts where bargain tickets could be handed out! Yes, there was a government leader, arranging with Broadway allies to make sure theaters were filled.
He wasn't worried that some Musli-Monkey was going to level the St. James and send a thousand fucking Andrew Lloyd-Wonker fans to the great beyond. He wasn't even shouting, "Come on, spend your money on $100 fucking seats to stupid shows," he was giving out FREE tickets!
You can bet if Mariah was scheduled for Radio City she would not have offered free tickets, or a discount rebate so that anyone fearful would get some MONEY BACK for showing spine. Instead she would've told everyone the show was NOT going on: "No, my lambs, I'm ONLY thinking of EWE!"
Maria Carey in the Bible? What, breaking the commandment "Thou Shalt Not Wimp?"
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