Teeth Greed: "Buy this Shit! I want MONEY!"

What a lovely offer.

Fans of the Nigerian Nightmare group Boko Harum, were sent e-mails involving a great piece of EPHEMERA.

EPHEMERA is a piece of paper. Paper tends to yellow very quickly with age, just like Bary Grooker.

It's the lyrics to "THE song," signed in pencil on the bottom by Teeth Greed himself:

Nice of this "gallery" to bother giving the full song credit, which is now THREE people, not a greedy TWO.

So, ok, how much for a piece of paper that, at best, is as nicely printed as a dinner menu? Oh, right, and signed in pencil?

A mere $600.

This IS a limited edition (which isn't to say that they might not print up another 100.)

So Teeth Greed and the gallery want to split $30,000 each. Or did Mr. Greed demand a 60-40 split? Or 70-30, as he probably would've insisted if a certain Mr. Fisher was at the bargaining table.

I'm sure there are a few brain addled fans who'll proudly pony up the money for bragging rights to this fine, fine item. They'll put it on the wall at their accountancy office, or wedding photo store or whatever mundane idiot business they own. They'll shout "Shine On!" and post a photo of their ugly grimacing selves standing next to it, the envy of everyone (so they think).

PS, do note that the ROSE is NOT included, and neither is a frame. Those things are extra because we're dealing with the savages of Boko Harum. These aren't people who appreciate pretty things.