Black Kocktails with Brain-Damaged Ugly Albino Monkey Khloe Kardashian

Want to image a mongoloid Brigitte Bardot? Here you go:

I know, I shouldn't even MENTION Bardot in relation to this inbred retarded slut monster.

The national nightmare continues. Did you even know that this brain-fart has her OWN show? Like her psycho "Daddy" Caitlynn the Freak? It's called "Kocktails with Khloe." Oh, how urbane. She drinks martinis? More like Colt 45 Malt Liquor with a splatter of nigga cum for extra froth.

Well, golly, anyone married to a whore-loving brain-damaged ex-basketball player, sure deserves to be on some obscure cable network. Then, like Shauna Cuntwell, she can claim to be a "star." Because really, submitting a badly recorded song that gets on iTunes or being on an obscure cable channel does impress SOME people.

Khloe's D-list guest the other night was failed nepotism-nitwit Pauly Shore. Pauly is the son of the late Mitzi Shore, who ran a comedy club. She pushed and pushed and gave endless breaks to her moronic son. While deserving comics couldn't get time in her pay-to-play world, Pauly (and don't you HATE that name) was on stage, giggling at his bad jokes and promoting himself as the only stand-up who IS a teen and speaks to teens.

Too bad this was before Millennials ruled the planet. Thinks to Mommy Pushiest, he did get his own record deals, and even movies, but everyone knew he was shit. At this point, middle-aged shit.

So Pauly, one of the few D-listers who'd want to speak to a smelly nasal-voiced brain-dead piece of white trash, decides to ask Khloe the million-nigga question: why is it that you Kardashians (including mama) ONLY make it with BLACKS?

For the record (there will probably be a college course on the Kardashians, since American history is too much about white nobodies like Jefferson, Washington and Lincoln), Cuntney Kuntrashian did date a white guy once.

But why is this news? Why are the Kuntrashians on TV? What's WRONG?

The most important thing going on in AMERICA is media whore no-talent bints parading around with niggas? But don't ask why Khloe ISN'T a racist for not ever dating a member of her own race. Isn't it slightly racist to be attracted only to stereotypical dumb buck niggers?

What ELSE is going on in AMERICA? The tedious Presidential race that is an absolute cartoon.

That's about it. Those are the two unavoidable subjects in the news EVERY single day. Check the websites of the Post, the News, and the American version of the Daily Fail (and probably the British version as well). Kuntrashians and the Presidential Circus of Morons.

Trump? He's the rich son of a real estate bastard, who became a blowhard casino owner, went bankrupt five times, married a bunch of Slovak sluts, put his name on crappy and tacky buildings with paper thin walls and high rents, and then got his own ludicrous reality show.

Clinton? She's only the WIFE of an impeached ex-President who stuck a cigar in a tubby intern's twat and enjoying blowjobs from her. The WIFE (rumored to be bi-sexual) used her fame to briefly become a Senator in New York, and after losing the presidential primary to a guy named Obama who was using the race card, was tossed the job of Secretary of State which can be a do-nothing position. And she resigned after one term. Only to rest for the big "Make Me the First Female President" push.

Stupid politics and stupid Kardashians. That's about it. "Star Wars" sequels, campaigns to legalize marijuana, the complete farce of Internet piracy...that's what occupies the time for most people.

Meanwhile the world continues to deteriorate, climate change makes every summer a fucking hell, winters are brief, arrogant illegal aliens are taking over, and you never know when 2 or 3 members of that fine, fine religion of Islam will blow up 40 or 80 or several hundred people because they were "radicalized" by the Internet, or past-expiration date hummus, or the fact that they are pea-brained heathen monsters who have the minds of 4 year-olds and keep proving Darwin wrong.

Ah, but that brings us back to Cloying Kuntrashian, and Cuntney Kuntrashian and Quim Kuntrashian, and the two Genital sisters. THEY prove that the white race isn't so sophisticated or smart either.

Bottom line: you're gonna like the future. Not a lot.