Fat Stupid Adele has a Beard, which amuses her Fat Stupid Twat Fans

Christ, there's no end to the Nightmare Ninnies.

It's these self-important air-headed twats like A Dull, Viley Virus and Kim Kuntrashian who mince around thinking their every burp and fart is IMPORTANT.

And guess what, in the world of Millennials and Morons, it is. All Adele has to do is say "I've got a hemorrhoid," and she'll get 500 "nice" comments on the Daily Fail: "Chin up!" "Be brave!" "We're behind you!" "It happens to everyone!"

And the one person who says "Who cares" gets a zillion dislikes and death threats.

At first I thought the big deal was Adele was admitting to "a beard," as in: a partner of the opposite sex who is just around to fake that the star is heterosexual. You know, the way Will "Black Lives Matter at the Oscars" Smith is supposed to be a black cocksucker and his wife Pinkitty-Stinkitty-Uppity is a black carpet-muncher.

Nope, this fat ugly bellowing freak of fatness actually GROWS a beard. What a surprise she has hormone problems. What a surprise that her fat ugly stupid fans can relate to this. Most of them are women so repulsive they look like men, with or without beards above or below.

So what does this cow do, hire some fag at $500 an hour to cream her face (no, not THAT way) and shave her legs? Can this monster who can barely bend over even shave her own twat? Or is her grotesque cave of wet bats and greasy roaches actually festooned with sopping black curls like spiders in olive oil?