Oh that Madonna *ss ***t and a Millennial's Titty on Display

"Oh that Madonna, she LOVES to shock us."

I repeat the wry, grimacing line from David Letterman. And yeah, she did it again in Wombatland the other night.

What interests ME about this shit, is the MEDIA's reaction.

Most censored the clip. GooTube would only allow a blurred version on their oh-so-tasteful site (loaded with gruesome, lewd garbage). And why GooTube would think that clip is public domain, I have no idea.

Photos? Almost all those were blurred too, but some, not.

The Daily News, quirky as they are, put a huge censor dot over the photo BUT, if you clicked to WATCH the clip, THAT wasn't censored:

Go figure.

Also note that the story actually censored the harmless word ASS.

ASS is almost never censored anywhere. Somehow, this time, yes. Madge the Vadge also said "Shit!" right after she "accidentally" exposed her ninny-idiot-bitch-fan's boobie. That word of course was censored by anyone quoting it.

[I will digress to point out a very interesting quirk over at TBS, the network that runs Conan O'Brien's talk show. O'Brien is allowed to say SHIT. That's never censored. But FUCK is. What's with that fuckin' shit? I rarely watch that idiot (every night he opens by strutting on stage, adjusting his pants by wagging on them, then touching his nipple through his shirt). A few nights ago I did, and he ran a very unfunny piece about going to a marijuana dispensary and loading up on drugs with his pals Ice Cube and Kevin Hart. They regularly screamed SHIT and FUCK while smoking dope in Conan's car, but FUCK was censored. Well...Lenny Bruce used to say this censorship was because America is a Christian country. Priests shit but they don't fuck. How he could predict that would be going on with Conan O'Brien's stupid show, I have no idea.]

The "controversy" here was that little old Madonna the Prima Donna had no respect for the modesty of her fan. Oh, FUCK OFF. What bitch goes to a Madonna concert? A nun?

This tall whore happily strutted up to the stage (I guess one lucky fan each night gets to have a quick chat with her). She was wearing a slutty outfit. That top was BEGGING to be pulled down. This twat was a total tease.

Of course, if any one of the GUYYSSSSSS in the audience had playfully done that, he would've been arrested. But for Madge to do that, in full view of thousands of GUYSSSSS, that's ok. You see in this part of the article, the fan happily has her arm around Madge, and spent over a minute gabbing with her AFTER her boobie had been exposed:

Yes, a typical Millennial bitch of a bint. Typical dizzy dozy lack of logic. She says "Only I get to decide if I'm humiliated...by my own breast" and then, "I didn't realize my boob was such a big deal. It was nothing to me."

Right, if she becomes famous she's ok with it. If some guy did it in a bar, she'd scream and call the cops because she's a feminist and her precious breast was insulted. Women are so stupid. One minute you have idiot whores like Amber Rose and Viley Virus screaming "Free the Nipple" and complaining they can't walk around wobbling and showing it all, and have to put a piece of tape on. Next, they are running to court (like Erin Andrews, a strident-voiced no-talent mc) demanding $50 million because some guy put some blurry images of her on the Internet.

"Why is thinking something women never do? Why is logic never even tried?"

So asked Professor Henry Higgins, and he had a point. There's no consistency about any of this, from SOME in the media printing ASS and bare tit and others not, to stupid sluts either raging or laughing off an exposed boobie. (Oh yes, there are SOME women who hate the word "boob" even though it's legal to say anywhere, and would even prefer "tit" which is usually censored).

Try to explain why that great feminist, Madonna, would treat another woman as a sex object and strip her in front of strangers. Maybe Madonna would care to put some Erin Andrews photos on her website and tell the world that blurry shots of Erin's boobie are no big deal either?

I'll give Higgins the last word: "Women are irrational, that's all there is to that."