AH, SO. That would be Donar Tlump. He owns LEAL ESTATE. Well, guess what DONAR, you got some competition. At one time, the Japs were swarming all over the USA, buying up iconic buildings (like Rockefeller Center). Now? The Chinks.
Excuse prease, the vulgal use of steleotpicar ranguage and wolds. But this shit pisses me off. I now revert to the soon-to-be-extinct world of ACTUAL ENGLISH as it should be written and spoken.
DONALD was bellowing all through his campaign that the Chinese had gone too far. They were using their slave labor, their little kids, and their disregard for pollution, to push their factories into overdrive. Nigga sneakers. Yuppie iPads. You name it, the Chinkies were making it.
"A disgrace," he insisted. Put HIM in the White House, and the Chinese would not get away with their games anymore.
Trump would make sure American products would be made in American factories, and that high tariffs would be placed on goods coming in from the Far East. HE wouldn't let those slanties continue to low-ball Americans everywhere from Silicon Valley to eBay!
Yeah, EBAY. If you want batteries, fake tattoos, underwear, bubble wrap envelopes...the lowest prices are from companies in China. If you're willing to wait a few weeks for the boat to arrive, you can get huge bargains. Like 50 batteries for the price of 10. Hell, these maniacs sell stuff AT cost or even below it sometimes. They flood eBay with knick-knacks that start at a penny, with free shipping. And yes, they often get stuck. They don't care. They're willing to work 18 hours a day, and have their kids work 18 hours a day.
OH, but I DIGRESS. How about THIS:
It's insane how many hugely expensive condos and apartments are owned by Eurotrash, disgusting Russian swine, and Arab oil bastards.
Embarrassment? The WALDORF! The Chinese owning the fucking WALDORF ASTORIA!
How this happened, I have no idea. I'm assuming that "old money" has died out. Phyllis Diller used to stay at the Waldorf Astoria. The new female comics like Chelsea Handler or Kathy Griffin would probably stay at some funky downtown hotel, or just grab a neutral room at a Hilton or Sheraton or evening a fucking Holiday Inn.
An irony is that guess who OWNS the Waldorf now? Hilton! Yeah, the company that cringes every time Paris Hilton or her idiot brother do stupid things in public. Somehow they couldn't cut costs or get Prince William or other snots to stay there free, for the publicity.
Ok, the Waldorf's name and its posh lobby and gift shops aren't quite enough to lure all the jerks who throw their money away as fast as they can. There aren't as many people these days wandering into hotels to shop, eat or drink. A now deceased member of Boko Hardup actually liked to hang at one of the bars, which was old world, reasonably priced, and served complimentary bowls of mixed nuts to anyone ordering a beer or two. Afterwards, go wander into one of the SEVERAL lobby areas and sit in plush chairs and gab for an hour.
All right, so people don't even REALIZE that there's interesting architecture and amusing things to see in the lobby of the Plaza or the Waldorf. That doesn't mean that these famous hotels have to sell out, and especially to the fucking Chinks. They're gonna turn the Waldorf into apartments for wealthy bastards? You'd think Capybara-headed Mayor DeLousio would've stepped in and insisted the place be converted into a welfare hotel. OR, he'd lower the taxes or find some way for the management to keep the place as it is and not allow FOREIGN OWNERSHIP.
Fuck, what's next? Why not have the mayor of Beijing also be the mayor of New York? He can Skype from China. What a saving. One mayor for the price of two.
Call it xenophobia (if you're a moron) but foreigners should NOT own iconic real estate. Especially when they fuck it up. Maybe it's ok if shrewd and hungry foreigners come in and work their asses off and DON'T change things too badly. (Rockefeller Center isn't loaded with sushi restaurants and doesn't blare Yoko albums in the skating rink). But there's something mighty nefarious about the Chinks taking over the Waldorf, just as there's something wrong with "American" products like Nigga sneakers and Yuppie Mac computers being assembled overseas.
The irony is that one of few things the Chinks may end up NOT owning is a chain of Chinese fast food restaurants. THOSE would be run by Mexicans!
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