"Really, what DOES Ms. Blacksludge smell like?
A garbage can full of gorilla shit?
A red tide of dead fish off the Gulf of Mexico?
Soggy Cuban cigars dumped into a toilet and barfed on by angry birds?
Is that photo showing something human, or some rhino turds that a native tried to wrap in a hankie?
I once took a picture that sort of resembled that image. I was on my way to shoot a wedding, and I saw that somebody had shot a pit bull and chopped its head off. It look like the torso above. Only not quite so disgusting.
Something in that picture is for sale? I'd pay to have the image erased from my mind.
Unfortunately I couldn't hire anyone to erase it from my mind because all the lobotomy doctors are at the home of this mandrill-whore, taking turns jabbing her coconut head with ice picks, trying to get her to stop posting her crazy crap on eBay.
Her twat looks like gum that a bum spit out into a tar pit.
Putting a pair of panties on a crotch like that, is like putting a band-aid on a maggot-covered corpse.
Did she go to a tattoo artist or did she just crayon herself during her detention at the drunk tank?
How did this rabid animal escape the ASPCA?
Give this picture to any priest and he'll instantly say, "I've changed my mind on abortion."
(I hope none of this sounds rude.)"
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