Horst is a Downer

We have learned something new about Squinty-eye Horst.

He's a DOWNER. He's so fucking FAT he can't ride an escalator going UP. He can only do it going DOWN.

He's also not very original about posting a fucking idiotic escalator ride on GooTube. Some other Nazi did it four years ago, to no great interest.

What the FUCK is the matter with this guy, you ask.

A good question. With all the things to do in New York City, he's hit upon some corny crap. He stood in Times Square and took bad fast-motion images of the BUSY TOURISTS.

Did he know that just one block to the west, he could've actually seen naked women? Yes, 8th Avenue still has "live girls" in glass booths. Of course if they saw his ugly fucking face, they might drop deader than Carrie and Debbie.

The idea is to get on one side of the glass booth and TALK via phone to the girl on the other side, but this dunce doesn't seem to know even one word of English.

I think even low-class nudie girls know the basics words of every language. In this case, NEIN, NEIN, MEIN NARR. (No no, my fool!)

But back to Macy's.

What kind of dullard IS he, that he looked through his fucking Fodor's, and was desperate to go for a ride in the old Macy's escalator?

Macy's has managed to preserve a vintage escalator in ONE part of their gigantic store. The rest of the store (this IS the world's biggest department store and occupies a very big and full CITY BLOCK) has more modern escalators throughout. Gee, they also have ELEVATORS in case you're in a hurry. But our swine Horst is fascinated that these escalators have wooden slats. Not that he took a close-up of them. Oliver, the kraut who posted a video FOUR YEARS AGO, did give us a closer look at the slats. This was too much for Fats. He couldn't bend over, could he!

IF I'M BEING HONEST, I was not aware that Macy's escalators were a big tourist attraction. It's sort of novel and mildly amusing that these things are still running. Yes, you ride on it, and you might pause to think these things were around in the 40's when Edmund Gwenn was starring in "Miracle on 34th Street" as Macy's Santa Claus. It's hardly the most exciting thing you can do. Wow: here's an escalator that has wooden slats. Would this even impress a Dutchman wearing wooden clogs?

It sure impressed a pig wearing leather shoes.