"FALL ON YOUR KNEES..."

What happens when a religious fanatic murders a bunch of people?

Some sensitive souls go on social media and urge you to...PRAY.

Makes sense, right? If religious fanatics are killing people, maybe other religious fanatics can stop it. Just pray to the GOD that the killer also prayed to.

"Hello, God? You allowed a Muslim to murder a bunch of innocent people. Please stop that. We know your son was JESUS and not ALLAH, so please stop being vengeful because we killed your son. Put the hurt on the Muzzies instead. We can't quite figure out what the fuck you're up to, if you'll pardon the curse word. I mean, Jesus Fucking Christ! Ooops, beg your pardon again. We don't want to be rude, but you make about as much sense as a Grimsby Telegraph editorial."

It's just a bit pathetic that helpless, confused idiots have this knee-jerk habit of falling on their knees and singing "Ave Maria" or reciting "The Lord's Prayer" with sibilance on "tressspasssissss." Having nothing better to do, not only do they grovel, but they pester everyone else to grovel, too.

Why this monumental GALL about insisting EVERYONE has to pray? Why go on social media and demand that I pray, and YOU pray, and that we ALL pray?

Can't we be logical? Why pray to a God that lets horrible things happen? This God is some kind of prick, if he exists. If he's that irrational, maybe he'll be even angrier to get the prayers! Like, "How DARE you question my mysterious ways? Pray to me again, and I'll send MORE Muzzies after you. I'll pick more obscure towns, too, in case you think you're safe if you stay out of a big city like Berlin."

Some Memes simply say "Pray For Berlin." For Berlin to what...kick out the Muzzies? Have the guts to push every urine-faced Arab psycho back toward Syria? Yeah, pray for the Berlin police to roust every suspicious-looking immigrant: "Ach tung, you with the beard! Get out of here! And that goes for your husband, too!"

"Pray for Berlin." Sob sob sob. "Oh Lord, Muslims are trying to take over Berlin! Why have you forsaken the city that was once full of Nazis trying to take over the world?"