Ooh Ooh, British Porn on Netflix. Another Game of Throw-Up

It's a tad ridiculous, isn't it?

Hardcore porn is YOURS for the asking. Google it. You got it.

Softcore porn is SO prevalent, even Playboy has given up, and will no longer bother with nudity. Penthouse doesn't even exist as a newsstand magazine anymore. AND YET...

How do you explain the retardedness of people who get off on Tits & Ass TV in the 21st Century?

My guess is that this shit appeals to a certain inane breed of Virgin Huelbig, who gets squeamish about actual porn, and needs to have it diluted by a stupid sci-fi script or a pretentious setting like 18th century France. Or 17th Century. Sapristi!

Every year people jerk off to "Game of Toilets," cheering the latest nude scenes. "Ooh, how about that SHAMING scene, where the naked girl had to walk through the street? Mmmmmm! Goooooood!" Every season some idiotic starlet becomes a sensation just because she zombie-walks with her boobs wagging.

Now we have THIS latest idiocy. It's being praised because it's JUST LIKE PORNOGRAPHY without BEING porn?

Right, porn is produced by honest low-life creeps who offer it in adult bookstores and adult websites and THIS thing is on cable or Netflix. THIS kind of hypocritical hyped up hotties-showing-titties nonsense is naughty fun for people who can't be honest enough to just say they're horny. This is like pudgy E.L. James and her Shades of Shit.

So what can we expect in 2017? "I'm A Celebrity Give Me a Hand Job?" "Fucking with the Stars?" "Britain's Got Syphilis?"