Ooh, Let's Look back at what The ROYALS did in 2016

Just fill those pages on the website, right? Doesn't matter if it's with shit or Shinola.

Here's the TIME website trying to compete with Gawker, Decider and Huffity-Puffity and the London Daily Fail, putting all their search engine savvy into promoting...

I was minding my own business, checking my FARCEBOOK friends, when Suckerberg decided that aside from FRIEND posts, THIS would interest me. Yes, as I was scrolling through legit (if stupid or boring or pointless) posts from FRIENDS, I kept getting interrupted with posts from various companies that Suckerberg thought would appeal to me.

Pretty fucking insulting. Check the date! This fucking thing was posted over half a year ago! And it's still being flogged??

Did TIME pay FARCEBOOK to pretend I'd want to read their article on THE ROYALS?

And what article is it? It's mostly photos, and a desperately ridiculous attempt to make something out of ordinary poses. Christ, there are only so many ways a couple can stand together and be photographed. The two images above are NOT identical. Some low-paid intern was told, "We need a new slant on THE ROYALS. Do something with all these stock photos we bought. We haven't covered these two idiots in, oh, the past 10 days..."

"Say something GOOD about this."

"OK, it could've been worse. It could've been Kuntye and Kuntrashian, and how closely they resemble a pair of turds left on a sidewalk in Cape Town."