If a team becomes famous, there's bound to be a "tribute" group stealing away some bookings.
If a band splits up, there might be the lead singer continuing using the name, and others in the band using the name, too!
So it is, that ANT AND DEC have had to remind people they are THE ORIGINALS.
"We can't believe what that CUNT Joan Stokes is doing," complained Ant. Or was it Dec. "She has her own website. On it she says: JOAN STOKES presents ANT AND DEC."
The cheeky bitches even use ANT AND DEC's TYPEFACE!
"It's outrageous," fumed Dec. Or was it Ant.
"Joan doesn't say WHAT these cunts Ant and Dec do, or where they perform. We think she pretends to join in, but the cunt actually doesn't do anything. Gee!
"We've tried to email the webmaster, but he tells us to buy stupid tat on eBay about Boko Harum, and then he shows pictures of himself sucking some old guy's cock here, here and here.
"We want people to know that these cunts are NOT as talented as the real Ant and Dec. Not unless they can fist each other and tell jokes at the same time."
When reached for comment on what he liked to do with Ant and Dec after taping "Britain's Got Talent" each week, Simon Cowell grinned and said, "FUCK and OFF."
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