Gassy Gazza Stinks up the B.O.

Ewwww, the B.O. is reeking. That's the BOX OFFICE for the show that is headlining forgotten, squinty, Commode Odor and "Last Man Standing" - Master Gooker.

Last we heard, cheap Pinhead McClare was pushing this show like it was the hottest attraction in New York. Why, he could ONLY secure THREE free tickets to lucky hoop-jumping drunks and Alzheimers victims. Now it turns out that Goldstar (among others who "paper the house" for stinky shows nobody likes) have lowered the price.

Who in their right mind is going to waste valuable money to see one of the world's lamest shows? Obviously, FEW. What a DUMB idea. Most people aren't going to any shows at all, having to use every bit of disposable income for buying gifts to put under that fucking tree.

Families that do want to have a "holiday outing" go to Radio City Music Hall, or famous Broadway shows. They sure aren't going to see a moron like Winter, a Negress nobody heard of, or do cartwheels 'cross the floor because some squinty-eyed goat is going to sing a medley of his hit. Of hisshit.