Johnny SINGS the instructions! He doesn't need any wind instruments behind him. He IS a wind instrument.
In opera, you SING the words. That's what Johnny did.
In his oh-so-special a cappella way, he SANG the instructions, opera style:
"In order to suck a beagle's dick, shut your big stupid mouth! It's hard for ME to ever shut MY BIG STUPID MOUTH! BUT! Take a LOOK! See? SEE! Watch me! I'm closing down my mouth to a small O. That's all you do! A small o. Get down on all fours, and suck. If you are LUCKY. If you are OH SO LUCKY, if you clamp your small mouth tight, the dog will start humping your face! Yes HUMPING YOUR FACE and he'll do all the work. Then all you'll do is a Shauna Cuntwell swallow!"
Then, singing a cappella he offered this charming and cheerful ditty:
The moon is right
My penis up
I'm here tonight
To suck a pup.
SIMPLY HAVING A WONDERFUL DOG DICK TIME!
SIMPLY HAVING A WONDERFUL DOG DICK TIME!
The party's on
CUM one and all
Just close your mouth
And make it small
SIMPLY SUCKING A WONDERFUL BEAGLE DICK
SIMPLY SUCKING A WONDERFUL BEAGLE DICK
[chorus]
Once you have swallowed, sing along:
Ding dong, DOG DONG
Cute dog, farts too!
Ooo ooo toot toot toot toot toot!
The dog dick shines
with quite a glare
It lifts its leg
And sprays my hair
SIMPLY HAVING A CUM-HELMET CHRISTMAS TIME
LOVE THAT DRIED SPLOOGE! WONDERFUL BEAST-SUCK TIME!
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