Catwoman Scratches Again

One of the more gruesome media-whores is "The Bride of Wildenstein."

In the current sequel, it's "Catwoman and the Over-aged Boy Toy."

And you thought the David Gest-Liza Minnelli combination was creepy!

Originally just a trophy bitch to a rich old fart, "The Bride of Wildenstein" became an alarming presence in social circles as her penchant for plastic surgery went out of control.

Far worse than Joan Rivers (who at least had talent), this creature kept building up scar tissue and, so it's been claimed, deliberately went for the eye-tilt to "look more like a cat."

Fans of The Bride insisted she was a desperate woman trying to keep her claws in a rich and increasingly bored hubby.

Fans of the embarrassed rich bastard said she was deranged, and the result was now horrific.

Either way, photos of this creature were VERY disturbing to see, back before there was an Internet and horrific images were part of every Daily Mail.

Fast forward, and the very rich Madame Wildenstein has had no shortage of David Gest-types ready to put up with her for the money and the chance to party with society types.

Once again, there's a difference of opinion on her latest freaky partner. Is he the hapless Gest trying to do what he can for a diva, or has he been a little too obvious in being interested in her money and position and not her face?

Hmmmm, be careful what you wish for. All the "Tired of the Kardashians" grumbling can bring back a zombie like THE BRIDE OF WILDENSTEIN!