INKY THE IDIOT

No, staples in the face, bolts through the nipples, thumb tacks in the twat lips...not appealing.

And neither are copious creepy tattoos.

This bint is ridiculous.

I'm not sure if those are eyes under her boobs, or the heads of peacocks or some other fowl, but they are absurd.

So are the stars, doodads, and tributes to celebrities.

I mean, Rolf Harris as a kangaroo, sport? She really was hoping he'd get touchy-feely over that?

And we all know Hoobstank is a cunt; why have him ON your cunt? We know that aside from when he was born, he's never been NEAR a cunt.