Monday, January 9, 2017

POPE GOES THE WEASEL!

"Hi everyone! It's ME, Saskia Basket-Case!

"2016 was a GREAT year for ME! 2017 has started out as an even BETTER year for ME!

"My parents flew me to The Vatican where I was BLESSED BY THE POPE!

"You might say I'm the Young Saint Joan!"

"Everything I do is GREAT. I have the most marvelous voice not just in Bristol, or England, but THE WHOLE WORLD!

"While some people post on GooTube just so that family and a small circle of friends can get to see what they're up to, I act like THE WORLD owes me a living. No, I don't just ACT that way, I KNOW IT. Everyone should be happy for me, and care about me, and buy my self-pressed CD and follow me around to all the little clubs I play, and demand I get bigger venues and MORE ATTENTION!

"I've applied for another government grant. Unlike a thousand other folkie chicks in England, I should be subsidized! I should tour all over the world, with people paying only what they wish. After all, my parents are rich, I get grants, and I'm so so special! I've got ALL the answers! I just can't believe how great I am. Aren't you excited for me? Who needs to be humble?

"My parents tell me I'm so attractive, with such a great figure. I've got this giant expensive microphone almost as big as my face! I can play the guitar AND sing at the same time! Right now I'm easily competition for Joni Mitchell or Joan Baez. It's just a matter of time before THE WORLD knows it, too. I'm sooooooo SPECIAL, I can't get over it!

"The sky is NOT the limit. The Pope blessed me, and I know I'm God's Gift to the world, and He will bring his Son back to Earth just to tell the world about me! Jesus! Am I heavenly, or WHAT???"

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