Saturday, January 7, 2017

Mr. Boko Harum Loves the Lemon Buggers

What a surprise...old geezer Barry Grooker is a Savile Man. He's queer for an effeminate, wan teenage duo named THE LEMON BUGGERS.

He was photographed holding up a their new release. Mmmmm, so tasteful!

Who the HELL are these idiots?

They are admittedly pretentious, but some writers insist they have a lovely pedigree, as the Daddy of one of them was in the entertainment biz years ago. Who knows, maybe Daddy and Grooker had a thing going. Now the wan, androgyne offspring, and a pale, have formed a duo.

Here they are, in one of their oh-so-trendy-looking videos.

Let's see the main wimp. Mr. DeMille, it's time for my...GROSS-UP...

Funny (NOT) that old Goat Grooker NEVER held up an album by Dave Ball or Robin Trower or even some guy who never worked for him, like Andy Bown. He was NEVER generous about giving a shout-out to an older artist who might be glad to get a plug and some attention. Nah. Out of the blue, in his old age, the Goat suddenly has to promote a pair of twinks.

"Grr, grr," sulks the Pinhead, "what about MY band? Surely I'm even wimpier than those two. But, oh well, nobody loves a fairy when she's 60..."

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