Well, SOMEBODY had a LOVELY New Year's Calling ATTENTION TO HIMSELF

Oh, yes, it's the lovable mop top we love to grumble about.

Was Macca sharing a quiet New Year's with his lovely wife in one of his various homes around the world?

Oh, hell no, not MACCA. He has to get sweaty and jump on stage. Enviable energy, huh? Except the motivation is SO fuckin' pathetic. Isn't it possible to NOT be in the spotlight and have a good time?

Oh who wouldn't want to be partying with underwear fag Calvin Klein and Rolling Stone's Fag Wenner?

How nice that a RICH RUSSIAN could pay for all these famous people to party with him. Or did Fag Wenner fly to St. Bart's on Rolling Stone's dime?

Gee "The Killers" were there. Why? And will SOMEBODY explain why ANYONE likes that fucking Jimmy Buffett asshole?

How an aged tennis brat and his once-famous pop singer wife get into the mix, I have no idea. He's an amusing tennis commentator (though I can't say I've watched a lot of tennis in recent years, sans Hingis and skirts that fly up with every serve). I just wonder why he's one of the JET SET.

Anyway, I'm surprised Macca didn't do an entire SET, including "JET." And a 20 minute "Hey Jude," and all those good songs he ruined by being TOO fucking cute, like "Live and Let Die" (with that dopey vaudeville mid-section). But I won't digress....