Yesterday, May 2nd, was supposedly a BIG day for sports fans: the Kentucky Derby and the Floyd-Manny "battle of the century" (our century is only 15 years old).
Both events sucked.
The race was so hyped the TV coverage began about 2 hours BEFORE the actual race. I knew enough to NOT watch till the actual race was happening. Coverage 4pm-6:30pm, no reason to watch till 6pm at the earliest. But most had it on for HOURS just to hear...
...endless commercials, and blabbery interviews with the boring rich white assholes who own the horses.
The three horses who finished in the money were just the three that luckily got in front at the start. There wasn't much skill involved in navigating through the pack. This time, it was just who was fastest, period. It was an ordinary race that was made disappointing because o the huge hype.
And, yawn, the white asshole owner was congratulated for having enough money to buy a winning horse, and he in turn pointed to his spawn: "My older sons have been through this, but my six year old, finally got to see one of my horses win the Derby." Well, how fortunate.
Oh, did I mention that "American Pharoah" the winning horse, is co-owned by a RICH EGYPTIAN? We'll be seeing more of this...Muslims with disposable income taking over bragging rights to famous sports events. Same way Dubai is taking over from Las Vegas. But let's still scream that the Jews make all the money and the Jews own everything.
The truth is Jews have had nothing to do with the fucking Kentucky Derby or horse racing...it's a Southern racist sport now including rich obnoxious Arabs.
Later in the evening...the boxing match did NOT start on time because greedheads kept delaying it. "We're getting more PPV orders...$100 a pop...dumb people are being told it's the Fight of the Century and suddenly have to be trendy and watch it. Nothing better to do on a Saturday night..."
The fab "celebrities" always arrive late (wow, Paris Hilton was there, and Bradley Cooper with his stubble, and the American Royalty of Jay-Z and Beyonce, our Prince William and Kate). That helped delay things.But mostly, it was the cable stations getting people charging $100 to get the fight. Let's not start yet. No, not yet. No, not yet. As long as people are buying, we WON'T start the fight.
The media hyped the event beyond all sanity. Jimmy Kimmel booked Pac for his show, and even did the ring walk with him. On the other side, Mayweather ALWAYS has Bieber accompanying him. This time, Mayweather added the creepy Burger King mascot...some guy in a hideous mask.
The fight, as most predicted, was a bore. Floyd ran, ran, and ran some more, scored just enough points with his long jab, and Manny's flurries when he pinned Floyd to the ropes hit mostly gloves. After the fight, Manny complained that Floyd didn't "stand still" and trade with him. Gosh.
Mayweather is one of the most hated fighters in the world. He is a wife beater. He brags. He never scores knockouts or has thrilling fights because he's so defensive. He loves BIEBER. He flaunts his money to the point where that's his fucking nickname, Floyd MONEY Mayweather.
Did I watch the fight? Yeah, on an illegal stream. Funny, a LOT of upright citizens told me they were doing the same thing, because "$100 for PPV is obscene, and these men are making a hundred MILLION each. They don't need MY money." A good rationalization.
What pissed me off was that so many were seizing on the usual suspects with funny-named websites ending in "TV" or "RU" or whatever, that it was hard to find one that didn't freeze or have a blurry picture.
The best picture came from a bootlegged French broadcast. But an English soundtrack? The best I found had a blurry picture AND froze for ten seconds at a time. 10 seconds of frantic talk, 10 seconds of silence. Real annoying. But pay $100 or bring in "friends" to sit around and jabber and split the $100 fee? NO WAY.
Meanwhile in the real world, the day's news was race riots and sullen protests over a career criminal piece of shit whose death is no great loss, and the birth, in his place, of "the royal princess," a dollop from cheese-faced Prince William who gave toothy smiles to the photographers while the ever radiant Kunt Middleton held the child in swaddling clothes like the Daughter of God she is. One TV reporter here marveled, "She gave birth and she was holding the baby only a few hours later! She's a WONDER!"
Yeah, it's a fucking MIRACLE. Praise the Lord. A career criminal dies in a paddy wagon, a pampered princess is born in England. And in between, some anti-Semites have a galloping horse that wins the Kentucky Derby (as if the winner was going to be a zebra), and two idiots dance on PPV with boxing gloves on...but only after waiting an extra half hour to wring maybe another $10,000 or $20,000 atop their 100 MILLION DOLLAR purses.
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