Frightened Pirate Punks: "We didn't mean it. We're sorry. But we did no harm! LOL!"

The following comes from a site that make money with ads encouraging people to steal copyrighted material.

Ads like THIS, from a company that will hide your ISP number:

So, no, I won't name the site. It's run by hypocrites who pretend to be neutral but make their money off piracy. A while ago, their site was overtly, offensively pro-piracy. Even now, they are known to be sympathetic to every minute of down-time at Pirate Bay and Kickass, so much so that they can call up or e-mail the secret moneygrubber Kim Dotcom scumbags to ask, "How's it going?" and "Are you guys going to be back up soon, or getting a new domain name, har har?"

So, because they are shits, and because they don't believe in COPYRIGHT, I will gladly filch their copy and add a few comments.

The article is about a bunch of stinking brats who boasted they were going to release EVERY screener for EVERY movie they could find. Fuck the movie industry, the pigs!

What happened? They were tracked down, that's what. Quentin Tarantino and the FBI were hot on their trail.

All they could do was hide behind mommy's skirt and snivel that they actually aren't criminal masterminds, and gee whiz golly, they didn't hack any movie studios they just bought their fucking screeners off some nigga on the street, right, yo?

How quickly anonymous, boastful brats turn into shivering cry babies.

Like that self-serving slop from rationalizing retards?

These punks aren't in the industry. They don't fucking know ANYTHING about it. They aren't trying to make a living as lighting technicians, key grips or make-up artists. They don't pay union dues. They don't work long hours for ordinary pay. They aren't script girls or extras or hold any of the thousands of ordinary jobs well below the glamorous salaries of stars and directors. Yet, THEY have the fucking nerve to give away the copyrighted movies and, oh, "give the movie a fighting chance" to break even by not throwing it all over the Internet for a week.

What stupidity. What nerve. What ego.

None of them hold jobs. But how about Mummy or Daddy? Tell me, punk, why aren't you driving a van and picking up passengers for FREE, so that your taxi-driver father doesn't over-charge people? Tell me, punk, why aren't you shoplifting from Tesco and giving the food to the poor? Because you might get arrested? Tell me, punk, would you dose your date with HALF the date-rape pill so she could have a "fighting chance" of not being sexually assaulted by you?

The second half of the article.

Here, the punks quickly apologize to Tarantino, and once again rationalize that piracy is GOOD. After all, giving it away spreads "word of mouth" to those who, what, aren't also being told where to download it free?

These clowns, who have no background in merchandising, no expertise in promotion, NO JOBS AT ALL, are confident that even if they watch their download on a widescreen TV at home, or sit up close to their huge computer screen, SOMEBODY out there is going to be told that the movie would be even better if seen in a theater. Yeah? Why is it none of you say, "Guess what, after I downloaded Mr. Tarantino's excellent film, I rushed to my theater to see it over again on a big screen?" How come none of you said, "I instantly told all my mates not to download it off Kickass like I did, but to go see it on a big screen because it would be so much more enjoyable with the stink of popcorn and the noise of people on cellphone."?

Excuses, excuses...always from people who don't know what the hell they're talking about.

You think any of 'em would go up to Tarantino and say, "Can I get your autograph? I uploaded your movies to Kickass, that's how much of a fan I am"?

Think any of 'em, who actually worked in the industry, would be defending piracy? Not when the paycheck decreases ever year. Not when they don't get hired at all. Not when the fucking camera crew goes off to Canada or Europe because it's too expensive to shoot at home. You want to leave home for a month to live in barracks in some shitty backward town because your company can't work in a facility a mile away from where you live?

One thing about piracy is that it's driven by smug, obnoxious egomaniac assholes at the top (like Kim Dotcom and the Pirate Bay meatballs) and the asswipe bottoms are dumb fucks living in mummy's basement coming up with the stoooopidest reasons for being a bunch of clueless parasites in cheap pirate Halloween costumes.