How About Gun Control and Cunt Control

The whiners and the South-haters are upset today because a useless asshole got the death penalty...after 18 years of sucking up food and wasting taxpayer money.

But this ain't about the death penalty and why it's useful in many cases. It's not about jeering or cheering Texas for being fry-happy. It's not about why it's "cruel and unusual punishment" to lock somebody up for life instead.

Noooo, this entry is a plea for GUN CONTROL and CUNT CONTROL. Because those two things could've saved FIVE LIVES.

Here's a photo of the gruesome moron then and now (still ugly after all these years.).

GUN CONTROL. If our good buddy COY couldn't run to his fucking TRUCK and grab his RIFLE, five people would still be alive. The hot-headed hunk of spam would've done what the country songs say to do, and go get drunk instead.

CUNT CONTROL. If his ugly ex-wife had self-control, she wouldn't have been taking on two uglier morons at once, riling up poor Coy. She expected him to sing, "I don't want to spoil the party so I'll go?"

IF I'M BEING HONEST the lot of them were low-life scum. No great loss. If you believe Coy, who was the only survivor, he was invited to the party, stayed even if everyone was drunk, and even overlooked his ex flashing her tits at everyone. He got a lot peeved when she slipped into the bedroom with two guys, and came out to announce she'd blown one and was about to have sex with the other. Coy insists that was when he decided to walk out, but the keys to his truck were playfully stolen away by the third man in the room, a wetback named Cruz. Cruz taunted him but didn't know that Coy had a surprise in his truck.

In France they'd call this a "Crime of Passion," but France doesn't have quite as many ugly low-class redneck scum as the South does. In Texas, this was just a heifer acting like a skunk, and a cowboy thinning the herd.

Hell, ol' Coy was durn philosophical a few days before he died:

"“You hear all your life if you catch your old lady in bed with somebody, don’t just shoot her but shoot her lover too. In her case, there was a bunch of lovers. I just took care of my business. I’m sorry it happened, but I’m not going to sit here and boo-hoo about it.”

Keep guns away from morons, and morons who own cunts should know how to control 'em. Why, it's as simple as that.