It's BURKA's Law...

Oh, pardon the reference to the old Gene Barry series nobody remembers. 

WHAT is going on, Murky-bitch? It's Burka's Law? It's Merkel's Law? Suddenly you think that Muzzies MIGHT be dangerous?? 

She brings a MILLION of 'em into the country, watches as they go wild with rapes and robberies...but now that she wants another term in office, she's going a tad conservative! 

Politicians. 

Last year, she didn't mind if a MILLION MUSLIMS, most of them jobless, unskilled, and hapless losers and thugs, poured into Germany cloaking themselves. 

NOW she's questioning RELIGIOUS FREEDOM? Come now, Irky, the Muslims will be the first to tell you that theirs is the only true religion. If you don't want a return of "The Muslim Conquests," you better behave. DON'T cartoon Muhammad, for a start, or you DIE.  

Frankly, Muck-cunt, you either believe in religious freedom or you don't. In or out. Got that? 

Most countries believe religious fanatics shouldn't be taxed, should be able to give sanctuary to any asshole they please, and can be excused from jury duty or refuse a wide variety of government laws because of their BELIEFS. 

Somehow, a crackpot notion about an imaginary friend gives people the rights to have a building almost off-limits to the police.  If religious people choose to kill goats, arrange marriages for 13 year-olds, refuse to allow electricity in their homes, or create compounds that don't allow outsiders, or wear strange outfits that obscure their faces...let 'em. It's their RELIGIOUS BELIEFS! Don't want to pay taxes, you go to jail. But if it's your RELIGIOUS belief, and you run a church, ok. 

NOW you want to start cherry-picking what parts of a religion you like or don't like? 

In the US, any bunch of urine-faced loonies can hack up a goat, strangle a chicken, or sacrifice any animal and not even PETA will utter a PEEP. They can choose to home-school their brats. They can preach destruction of the government. They can take over a town and have no-go zones. All FINE. In fact, anyone can become an ordained minister and marry anyone. That's another crock o' crap. Joan Rivers was an ordained minister and married fags any chance she got. You just send a check to some crackpot "Ministry of the Traveling Pants" or whatever, and you get a certificate. You can legally perform marriage ceremonies! 

Maybe Pooty-Poot and his communist friends don't believe in that shit, but every other country does. But now that Angles wants to stay in office, she's working on a new angle! Yeah. Just for show, really. 

Tell me, Murky, under your system, would some bitch not cloak her face, but STILL wear a long black shapeless schmatta that can conceal a bomb? And would she, on RELIGIOUS BELIEFS, refuse to allow a Christian to search her, or put her through a metal detector? 

Also, Murky, if you travel to a Muslim country would you cover your head or do other stupid things they tell you? Or would you tell them you do NOT care to observe THEIR religion or customs and they should respect YOURS. 

Nice try, lady. But you iz outnumbered a million to one. The ban will not happen. It's just a publicity stunt. Already there's been "backlash" from that vast Muslim radical community over their RIGHTS. Religious leaders in general are whining that one can't dictate ANYTHING about somebody's RELIGION. 

In a few days she can shrug and say, "See, I tried, I can't do anything. But re-elect me, because I'm not the inane fool you think I am. I no longer believe cloaked Muslims aren't dangerous. As to how many MORE immigrants I'll let in...."