A comeback for brain-dead grinning blonde slut Lindsey Vonn, world famous asshole

"I just got this article published," Cilla Blackledge tells us. "I hope it doesn't seem rude. It's not like Lindsey is a Kardashian and just sucks Nigga cock all day and has no talent. She can slide down a hill with blades on her feet. 

"That's almost as great an achievement as Oscar Pistorius, who used to bounce around and around on metal blades. He could even take off his blades, stand on his stumps, fire bullets through a bathroom door, and kill a woman. How many have attempted THAT?

"I'm just glad that I didn't write this for the Grimsby Tell-a-Laugh. First off, they would've paid shit. Second, they would've added typos. And third, the editor of the Grimsby Telegraph would've been so jealous of Lindsey Vonn for sucking black cock. He LOVES to do it, but doesn't get so much of a chance. Grimsby is loaded with chavs who bend him over, but few are black. 

"I hope this doesn't seem like gossip. I don't like gossip. But readers of the Grimsby Telegraph do, as most of what's in that rag is ridiculous time-wasting effeminate nonsensical made-up horse shit. Does that sound mean? Should I have said bull shit? I think either pile is the size of the editor's head."