May the FARCE NOT BE WITH YOU

While making my now bi-weekly (if not hebdoabdominal) visits to FARCEBOOK, I noticed many reasons to make it bi-annually instead.

Just two examples.

Ever know a woman who seems to deliberately make herself unappealing? Sad, isn't it?

How about a 50-something actor-comedian with a pretty good sense of detachment and irony, who suddenly goes all soppy over THE WORLD'S WORST AND MOST CLOYING TRIBUTE TO CARRIE AND DEBBIE?

"Goosebumps?" you say? And you get nearly 50 of your idiot friends to LIKE your quiver-lipped knee-jerk love for this SHITTY Crayola job?

"I shall retire to Sussex and keep bees!"

It beats being driven to drink.