Tuesday, April 29, 2014

Screaming Yoko reduced to Tweeting for Seans' new GOATT

Remember the old pre-Internet days?

Yoko Ono didn't need to do a fucking thing to promote one of her albums. The solo Beatles didn't have to do much, either. Now, everybody's reduced to the same grovel-position, and they all have the same publicist: TWITTER.

Yeah Yeah Yeah. The woman who once commanded attention with screams, or breathy vocals, or simply giving a lecture for the cameras...TWEETS. Just like every other indie artist with an album nobody wants to buy.

So what the fuck is this, a new album of weirdness-and-disco from Milady herself?

No, she's promoting a hippie-dippie bit of silliness from Sean.

Sean's track record has been abysmal...CDs that have been fairly tuneless, uninspiring and very disappointing. But now, he seems to have plucked a page out of Julian's rather predictable playbook, and gone all Beatley. All that's missing is a melody. The track promoted via YouTube (yes, every indie artist on a minor label, well known or not is reduced to THIS, too), is pleasant listening. At best.

With sunglasses on, Sean does look a bit like a lost, early 70's John Lennon. Only instead of some Canadian benefit for John Sinclair, Sean is playing strictly for the cameras.

Times HAVE changed...only 12,000 hits? Remember when anything Beatle-related would get attention? Even Ringo singing "Sentimental Journey?"

No more. Nothing's very important except Katy "Tits" Perry, Coldplay, some asshole named Pharrell in a stupid hat, and the usual numbing rappers and cheesy pop tarts (Bieber and Viley and boybands).

Wait a minute, amid the incredibly pretentious hippie-dippie nonsense in this rock video, we've got some nudity!

Nobody's the walrus?

Christ, this is psychedelia? Yeah, retro-dumbo-pretentious junk from kids who were rummaging around in mommy's closet looking at the funny clothes. And in the case of a son of John and Yoko, there's plenty to find. Trouble is, I doubt there are THAT many sad-sack college age tangerine-brains who take LSD and care about trippy drugs and trying to find the elusive hippie chick that puts out. Mostly colleges are full of jackasses who prefer meth or beer and gang banging the skag who makes porn vids to pay her tuition. The proof is that Sean and his mom are Tweeting their heads off trying to get people to "support" the new album.

Oh well. Maybe on the album, there's a brief coda where they sing..."Pubes, Glorious Pubes!"

(No, I wouldn't actually buy the CD, or download off iTunes to find out. Not when our hero Vlad Putin and his Avax boys, and Zinhof pimps have it for a free download that will help bring down the free world a little bit more. You know Vlad...he needs the money he's diverting from American and British artists to help promote his terrorism, Communism, and "sharing." Come on gang, when Putin takes over the world, we won't have to worry about copyWRONG anymore. We'll get all the freeeee music and movies we want. Unless the music is too, uh, "Pussy Riot." In which case we'll be dragged out of bed, sent to a Gulag, and our hard drives smashed into a million pieces.)

Sunday, April 27, 2014

PSYCHICS ARE FAKES, THERESA CAPUTO IS A CREEPY CLASSLESS CUNT

"25 Things YOU DON'T KNOW about THERESA CAPUTO," screamed a US weekly headline.

It was hard to ignore, because shitty tabloids are on every supermarket counter, and stupid "celebrity" news is often on the front page...or on the next twelve pages, complete with garish photos.

Which had me thinking: Who the FUCK is THERESA CAPUTO?

I see she's a cheap looking piece of shit who spends her life at the dentist and the beauty (?) parlor.

She's too ugly and old to be a sexy singer or actress. OH...of COURSE...a "reality show star."

On one of the way-too-many cable channels, this "personality" proclaims herself a psychic. Like she could find her own cunt if she didn't turn on the bathroom light.

Psychics are the worst frauds on the planet. They put signs all over sidewalks screaming "Cheap palm reading..." so they can eventually swindle some gullible jerk for thousands of dollars. They are a carny trick. They ask a few cunningly innocuous questions, offer some cunningly bland answers...and morons think, "Oh my GOD...my mind has been read." Not a difficult trick. And trick, is what it is.

So a big FUCK YOU to TLC or whatever channel promotes a PSYCHIC.

Now, the question becomes, what ARE the fascinating things I don't know about this tarty con-artist? Oooooooh....fascinating....

And you like sucking gangster dick, Theresa? That must be how you got pushed into the bogus world of "celebrity?" Your face could make a fine hood ornament for a urinal.

FARCEBOOK as "Free Entertainment"

On Farcebook, you usually get what you pay for...in other words, FREE is usually CRAPPY.

Unless you have extremely poor taste, or happen to be gay. Or a fanboy. Or all three.

There's no shortage of sappy MEMES floating around. Even if you're on Farcebook just to keep an eye on distant friends, classmates or co-workers, you just might have to reach for the airsick bag on THIS kind of stuff:

Yes, your son is a miracle...an octoroon, one eighth floor scrapings, three eighth's defective fat, and one-half the pizza delivery boy. The only miracle about your son is that he hasn't yet fallen through the toilet seat while taking a crap.

Imagine the pomposity to think that one drunken night of fucking without a condom...produced a "miracle." There are 3 billion such "miracles" fouling the planet, and YOUR disgusting piglet will grow up to blare Eminem beats through the walls, give other kids lice, and probably end up blowing Graham Norton.

Almost as obnoxious are the "let's play a game" lame brains. They get such "witty" responses...

"Caption This" is a good reason to chug two beers and a bottle of St. John's Wort.

Aside from posting stupid things to do ("sign this petition" is SO much fun) there's no end to faggotry and fanboy idiocy. This MEME is supposed to make extroverted effeminates and "diva" women feel good about how ANNOYING they are...

Right, "Too Fabulous" — you mince around the African plains like that...and you'll be EXTINCT.

And stay "Fabulous," because I really need to hear your overly loud conversation on a bus or in a restaurant. NOT.

And lastly, the fanboy favorite: the D-list and No-list celebrity. Fanboys grovel at any picture of a "star," even if that person is no longer a star, or never was a star...

The sick thing about Farcebook, is that the idiots who post shit such as the above, WANT to have 1,000, 2,000 or even 5,000 fake friends. They think their garbage is THAT important. Don't they realize most people don't de-friend but merely "unfollow" everyone? That way, they have the mammoth list of so-called "friends," but don't actually have to wade through all these eyesore posts!

What a sham, what a foolish waste of time. What vanity. But in the real world...card stores are closing down because who needs to BUY a hallmark card when there's a free MEME version to steal and post? And in the real world, the two women in their fancy garish party dresses would get a big "who ARE those ridiculous bints" in real life, but on Farcebook, oh, what FABULOUS compliments.

Social media...where you can mingle with thousands of people...and still be alone.

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

IGLETS

Frightening, isn't it?

Here they are with Grandpa Iggy, leading iggy lives.

Now take a look at the hideous spawn of Ozzy Osbourne...some horrible bint with clown make-up, and some forgettable dope who probably has toxic urine.

There are some startlingly inept male members (ie, dickheads) of the McCartney and Dylan family, who couldn't earn a dime if they didn't somehow get some kind of job "in the organization." Not all the McCartney clan are "Stella" attractions.

It's kind of odd, isn't it, to realize that it's one thing to admire rock idols...and another to allow them to breed.

Loudon's son turned out to be a rather precious fruit-basket, hardly what Loudon anticipated when he wrote "Rufus is a Tit Man." After one or two somewhat interesting mystery tours, Julian Lennon began to sing the same wan song every single time...while the kid who was the spawn of the volatile creative genius team of John and Yoko...is at best an ok sideman in her band. Dhani? Not much there. Zack Starkey...oh, who the fuck cares about the drummer in most any band.

We loved the rockers who were drunk or drugged half the time or all the time...but what kind of creatures did they spawn? You're lucky if all they did was create some glamour-nobody who goes to parties (a Jagger via one bint or another) or a minor disappointment (genius Billy Joel + beautiful Christie Brinkley equals...nothing too musically talented or nice looking).

Maybe one day Rolling Stone will do an article listing all the offspring of crazy-ass rock musicians and cerebral ones. They'll make a list of what these sons and daughters do. Do they have respectable jobs out of show biz...are they parasites who just get a check from home...or are they, like these two iglets, sitting around half naked and crying their eyes out...only aged 30,40 or 50??

Pedophiles thank Google and Britcoin for "NOT RUINING OUR FUN"

Who has more fun than pedophiles?

Or, paedophiles, if you want to include a fuckin' a.

They can troll the Internet to their heart's delight and thanks to GOOGLE, they can even have their very own private blogs. You know, Blogspot allows for anyone to have private blogs with 100, 200 or more members...a "safe haven" where they can steal every record album they want, offer specialty porn, or be racist. Tell GOOGLE about it, and they'll say, "Show us a particular page," and you say, "I can't, they restrict members and hide everything," and that's the end. Assuming you get through to anyone at GOOGLE BLOGSPOT at all, since they do NOT like to be contacted.

What...looking at child porn isn't enough? You want to pay for the real thing? No problem, now that BITCOIN is here...

Ha Ha Ho Ho Hee Hee, Hans. You say you're tired of all your downloads of Beach Boys music and pictures of those guys with their shirts off? You want something younger? You want to play Curt Boetcher music while buggering some kid in your windmill while the wife is out? Easy enough.

What was the first thing to drive the Internet? Porn. The second thing? Illegal downloads of music and movies. That's what everyone wanted.

GOOGLE emerged as the search engine for finding the GOODIES, and GOOGLE does not want that to end. They make billions off it. They are now more powerful than most nations on Earth, and they do as they please. Oh, once in a while a spiteful little country like France might file a lawsuit, but that's a few francs lost...a slap on the wrist. Mostly, GOOGLE has the power. They control the politicians. They can rally the peasants any time they want with a cry of "Protect Freedom of Speech...they're trying to pass a law to restrict your FUN..."

It used to be "follow the money," and somewhat responsible companies, such as Paypal, would either shut down a corrupt blogger or website, or cooperate with police in providing info on who the creep was. GOOGLE changed that with GOOGLE PAYMENTS, and now there's BITCOIN, to further protect...evil people. WHO ELSE would need BITCOIN?

But as long as GOOGLE controls the lawmakers and makes sure there are almost no laws or punishments for Internet fraud and theft, and as long as they're joined by Wikipedia, Amazon and a few other key websites...governments will be helpless to track down and prosecute anyone.

Anonymous assholes giving away music, setting up forums, creating Google/Blogspot private blogs to hide their illegal activity...it's all protected by GOOGLE and Assange and a few others who thwart the authorities by waving the "right to privacy" banner and the "Freedom of Speech" flag. GOOGLE, AMAZON and a few others, let's remember, are run by either corrupt perverts who spend most of their time going power-berserk on women, or Fascists who love throwing their weight around like Hitler and Himmler.

In a sane world, police and politicians wouldn't have to sit on their hands and watch a fucking SEARCH ENGINE dictate to them, and point people to every perverse and illegal activity and make sure these cruds are protected. In a sane world, cries of "Freedom of Speech" would not apply to buggering children. In sane world, anyone saying "Don't Ruin Our Fun" and citing some made-up "posted for educational purposes" caveat, would be taken away in handcuffs. In a sane world, obnoxious 30-something parents wouldn't grin and feel happy they don't have to buy their kids video games, books, record albums, DVDs or anything else...the kids can download it free JUST LIKE THEM...and what the hell, print out fake food coupons, break into somebody else's Paypal account, and all the rest of the games that almost always go unpunished. Ho ho Ha Ha Hee Hee...that Craig's List and so many other websites can make easy money in sex and drug trafficking and almost never face a judge in a courtroom.

BITCOIN? Think about how powerful the bankers are in this world...and understand they are not as powerful as GOOGLE. A few Internet companies rule the world, and they are so corrupt they even want pedophile money.

Sophia Loren and her Thrift Shop Tatty-Faced Son

Why have children?

For ME to notice a lack of fashion taste, it HAS to be egregious.

And here's Sophia Loren and her 41 year-old son, who really should ask Mommy to dress him.

She's done up in exquisite taste, and her plastic surgery isn't too freaky. (Why is it that some millionaire women...Kim Novak, Barbara Eden, Joan Rivers...got horribly obvious jobs, while others...Sophia, Raquel Welch, etc. look so good? Bone structure? Over-use of Botox?)

Alongside Loren, whose outfit probably cost thousands...THIS grubby asshole seems to be wearing Salvation Army cast-offs he found in their bargain bin.

What's with the "Fashionably Distressed" jeans? You don't wear JEANS to a movie premiere. This isn't the 80's when it was "kewl" to act like you were one of the masses, or the 70's when Woody Allen wore an army jacket everywhere.

What's with the crappy jacket that looks like it's made from a Grimsby fishing boat spinnaker?

Why is his posture so bad? Is he wearing a nappy?

And let's not forget the oh-so-important STUBBLE that only makes him look homeless and old. He's only 41. PS, nice of Sophia to get work for this obviously talentless clod. She's appearing in HIS film...her first movie in 10 years...to try and get him known. Yeah, call him Carlo Pussy.

PS, any time you think, "Gosh, I have no kids to pass on my legacy," look at HIS picture. He's no "Son of Sophia Loren." Way too often the kid resembles some distant gnarly grandparent. Quite often handsome parents can have absolutely repulsive-looking kids...and stupid ones, too. Consider Marlon Brando's murderous kid, or Michael Douglas' dope-addicted dimwit.

Joe and Josephine Average can raise a kid, or five of them, and they might all move far, far away...and not care how Mr. and Mrs. Average are doing in old age. So why have 'em? The odds that they'll turn out right, share your interests, and even show up if you're in a hospital...are about 500-to-1. They're more likely to come by after you croak, and as "next of kin," take all your precious positions to a consignment shop and sing "by God how the money rolls in."

And probably spend it all on drugs, and not even a decent pair of pants to wear at a movie premiere.

Monday, April 21, 2014

DROOLING OVER NEWS ABOUT WEE WEE GEORGE & KATE

Does it get any more ridiculous than this??

Gosh, Kate is SO wonderful, isn't she? She wipes some brat-drool on her dress, as if...why, as if money means nothing to her, she can get designer outfits free, and she doesn't wear the same dress twice.

Meanwhile, Wee Wee George, is demonstrating all the intellect of Cameron, and clearly is ready to be Prime Minister. Why should he wait and wait to be King?

It seems that all over the world, the best way to avoid any complaints about being incompetent, irrelevant, or a money-sucking hack, is to always show up with your brats. Suddenly glowers change to a shower of smiles: "OOOOOOH SO CUUUUUUUUTE."

It works for the ugly, corrupt big stupid fuckhead Bill De Blasio, Mayor of New York. He actually got into office because he ran TV ads showing his ADORABLE son. The son, wearing a huge ADORABLE Afro, told viewers that pop was cool, so vote for him. And of course, what some 15 year-old black kid says...goes. Big Bill was instantly beloved by white Liberals (ooh, he married a black woman, apparently) and loved by blacks and other minorities (ayyyy, he ain't such a bad Whitey if his whole family be colored) and he won with the biggest majority NYC has seen in years. PS, his obnoxious bratty daughter announced him as the winner on election night, and gave a speech to reporters before he did!

So it goes. Can't get enough of this stupid barely babbling idiot...and Prince William and Wee Wee George are no bargain either.

MEMES FOR MORONS

Oh, lucky YOU if you got this shit in an e-mail or saw it on Facebook. Such a comfort...

I guess this isn't referring to Jesus.

He has a hole in his hand, so the water would drip through.

Sunday, April 20, 2014

Hey Big Lips, THIS IS THE 21st CENTURY

You thought SURI was the cute dollop that useless paparazzi chase all over New York? Well, yes, that IS the name of the chunk of sperm-snot Tom Cruise blew into Katie Holmes' twat some years ago. But...

It's also the name for a backward tribe of idiots in Ethiopia. It isn't bad enough living in Ethiopia? You have to uglify your already simian face with PLATES?

How is it possible, in this age of "everybody has a cell phone" and WiFi coverage up everyone's ass, that there are still idiots out there who look like they posed for a 1958 issue of National Geographic?

Why are there still idiots like this walking around? This is 2014. I can understand a few Native Americans dressing up like chickens so that tourists will throw them some peanuts and corn feed. They live on a reservation. That's all they can do. And I sort of understand that Samoan and Maori lunatics may want to wear their tattoos and shit in order to walk out of a New Zealand bar without paying. But sticking a plate in your lip? "The Ubangi Stomp" was a long, long time ago and probably isn't played on radio anymore because it's too racist. But THIS SHIT STILL EXISTS.

Even worse, morons in civilized countries are getting every inch of themselves pierced and tattooed, and look just as stupid as these natives. At a time when "going native" is considered racist, because blacks are now intelligent just like us...HERE ARE NATIVES! HERE ARE NATIVES!

And let's not mention the increase in backward religious insanity from the ever-growing Muslims...who are now terrorizing half of Africa with their Boko "Blacker Shade of Shit" antics. DARWIN WAS WRONG, WRONG, WRONG....

Your "Daily Buzz" needs Snopes. DOPES!

Hey, everyone. HEY EVERY FUCK HEAD.

You DO know that ANYONE can get a dotcom, don't you?

Like DAILYBUZZFEED.COM??

Just because some asshole puts a few things on a dotcom, it doesn't mean he's got a staff of dozens, or that he's being read by millions of people. He might just be...an ASSHOLE...

...An ASSHOLE using one of the trendiest over-used words in the world: BUZZ. And FEED is pretty obnoxious, too.

You might think the above article about McDonalds is true.

After all, it comes from a "news website," doesn't it? Or does it?

Meanwhile dozens of bloggers and Facebook fools link to it like it's the pure Gospel.

These days it's so hard to tell a glorified blog or a "spoof" site from a real news site. At least, it is for some idiots, who can't just be content with a real news site, but have to go to some stupid shit site ike DAILYBUZZFEED.

Christ...SNOPES can tell you this story is a load of crap. OK, a McDonalds hamburger IS a load of crap...but it's meat, it's not maggots and cow eyes.

Why doesn't Micky D's take down a site like this See: GOOGLE; FASCISM. GOOGLE, I repeat, has made sure to intimidate all American politicians so that no laws are passed to instantly, and efficiently, get take downs and get idiot Internet morons fined. GOOGLE doesn't like little things like copyright, morality or the truth. They thrive on bootlegging, "sharing" content, and leading people to stupid sites like BUZZFEEDLIVE, which is probably run by some pinhead who thinks if he keeps it up, he'll be bought out and he can retire at 19 to work on his collection of Harry Potter memorabilia.

Remember when you had an actual newspaper in your hand, and that newspaper had to have fact-checkers and proofreaders or get sued? Those days are gone, and so are the days of responsible websites you can trust.

Meet JON STEWART, the Prig of Wisdom

MEMES are all over the place for lazy morons to share.

Among the "comedy Gods" who get quoted all the time is the hatchet-faced lemon-mouthed often obnoxious Jon Stewart.

Real name? Jonathan Stuart Liebowitz.

No, he wouldn't get a following, even among Jewish Liberals, with his real name. He gets a following with THIS shit:

Oh, how far we've gone from Lenny Bruce and Mort Sahl, who might've been 50-year-old Jon's influences. Lenny would've been down to Earth, but not going for a Redneck-easy put-down like "they act like their shit don't stink."

And as verbose as Mort sometimes would get in front of his "hungry intellectual" audience, you'd never, EVER hear him use a phrase like "cognitive dissonance."

But this mediocre Lenny Sahl guy, this Jon Stewart, he's had a string of winning something like EIGHT Emmy awards in a row for his boring Woss-esque cable TV show. He sits at his desk, acts snarky, and rolls his eyes over every news item (that's physical comedy, folks). In reporting on some "incredibly stupid" thing Republicans did, he'll raise his hands to the heavens, and then mock-collapse face down onto the desk as if he's mortally wounded. This over-acting gets snickers of delight. His dullard audience eats it up like gluten-free organic mush. Even when I agree with his attacks on Republican/Conservative insanity...I can't laugh when he pretends to have gone bonkers out of frustration. In a world of increasingly bad, amateurish comics who can't deliver a fucking line properly...he's King Pest.

Stewart is like the prig in school that intimidated people because he was "so smart." Nevermind he was only smart in comparison to morons. So now, compared to witless dimwits who send MEMES to people, he's a genius. He has the common touch (cursing) and then uses terms that use SO MANY SYLLABLES! Oooooh!

Bill Maher, he ain't. Pretentious, he fuckin' ay is. As for using cuss words to show he's just an average guy...er, his threnody is an atrabilious amphigory.

Oh to be in England, now that GEORGE has three teeth...

Why the fuck should anyone care about this?

What's with Frick and Frack...er, Kate and Prince Balding? When are they going to say, "Stop with the fawning...our kid will turn into a spoiled brat who thinks he's the next fucking King of England?"

Oh well. I guess Kate's Prince has had his Willie out since HE was a little dollop. Kate figures "My William turned out pretty well, for a not-too-handsome in-bred son of an unstable woman and a gruesome Prince. Being the center of attention hasn't made him a total prick. Or rather, he's given me the total prick, and got knocked up pretty damn full!"

Is this stupid shit really supposed to stop Brits from dwelling on the misery of a rotten economy, increasing foreigners, a lack of tradition, and the vaginal activities of Kerry Katona?

Americans, of course, have 300 million clowns, so they need MORE idiots and MORE reality shows...so every day it's a toss-up (literally) over who's going to be the center of attention...Paris, Lindsay, Khloe, Kim, or some other twat.

It seems to me that in the old days, sports was enough. You didn't want the news? You already checked the weather and the obits? Then you went to the sports page. Hubby checked the boxing, and Binty checked the tennis. Or she just stayed in the kitchen doing dishes, or set up the ironing board to re-press the newspaper hubby was crinkling. At worst, she'd sneak away to watch soap operas, or read her favorite stupid women's magazine full of recipes and advice on how to find her clitoris.

Now it seems like the need for "entertainment" news is much more voracious, and the subject matter, that much more nauseating. The more we confine ourselves to sedentary miseries...the roads too crowded for an outing, the air too dirty for sunbathing, the climate an ever-changing hell of too-hot or too-cold...the more we seem to narrowly focus on reality show idiocy, Farcebook, and websites that tell us all about little Wee Wee's three piranha-like teeth.

I hope George bites Kate on her teat. I'm sure somebody will be right there photographing it.

Thanks to BOB DYLAN, violent Rubin Carter is mourned

Rubin Carter died the other day, after announcing several months ago he had terminal cancer.

In the boxing forums, in most every forum, and on Facebook, people have dutifully written all they know about the case: "R.I.P."

After all, he was a man of peace...

How could The Great Black God, Hurricane Carter, obviously a victim of Whitey, be a thug outside the ring? Why, to do that, he'd have to be like half the boxers who went to jail before, after or during their careers. More on that, at the end of this rant.

A few more literate folks heard Carter died and wrote a whole sentence. Like: "Damn those white people who put him in jail," or "You can't get justice in AMERIKA," or "He did time for nothing he was a martyr." Or some such shit.

And the reason? BOB DYLAN.

Bob, as most Dylanologist bootleggers know, had to re-write his "Hurricane" song because the first version was loaded with hearsay and libel. One line had Alfred Bello saying, "I was only robbing the bodies, I hope you understand." (This was changed to "I was only robbing the (cash) register.") But let's not get all involved in every line of the song.

The main thing is the song made Carter famous and got him acquitted. It's that simple.

Once more and more facts began to emerge, Dylan stopped singing the song. Several who were on Rubin's side at one time, now think he did it. That includes a 61-year old Muslim, Mrs. Kelley, who was nearly killed while defending Carter. Because Carter tried to kick her to death.

You can find the full story on, of all places, a Martin Luther King-named website, RIGHT HERE But here's a taste...

Thanks in part to Mrs. Kelley's work as national director of his defense fund - and a hit song by Bob Dylan - Mr. Carter was released on bail on March 17, 1976, to await a second trial. Mrs. Kelley and Michael, then 24, became part of a triumphant Carter entourage that traveled to public appearances and fund-raisers.

The Kelleys, who are Muslims and don't drink, noticed some disturbing things about Mr. Carter.

He drank large amounts of vodka, Mrs. Kelley said, and when he drank, he became abusive. He had a short temper and ordered Michael around like a servant.

But Carolyn Kelley still believed Mr. Carter had been framed, so she reacted naively when, at an event prior to the Ali-Jimmy Young fight in Landover, Md., a man called for Mr. Carter's attention.



"I heard this voice from across the room, saying, 'Hey, Rube, it's me, "Wild Bill" Hardney,' " Mrs. Kelley recalls. "The name was burned in my mind. He had told me for a year that this man could clear him. I said, 'Get a statement from him. Get a statement from him. I'm a notary.' "

Instead, Mr. Carter recoiled and his expression changed in a way that frightened her, she says. "You know how a snake is crawling on the ground and suddenly half of his body is up in the air and his tongue is sticking out, wiggling, wiggling, wiggling, and his eyes are closed almost shut?

"

Here's a man he had said for years could prove he was innocent, and he's backing up and hissing like a snake," she said.

The incident put her on guard, she says, but not enough. After she returned to her hotel room, she had to phone Mr. Carter about a minor discrepancy over who would pay for the room. She called him twice, she says, and each time he cursed at her. She figured he didn't recognize her voice, so she got in her car and drove across the complex to his room.

Mr. Carter opened the door and burst into maniacal laughter, she recalls. Then he went to the bathroom and began gargling with Charlie cologne.



"Then it clicked: I had to get out of there. But there he was, between me and the door," she said.

"I didn't see it coming," she says of the punch that floored her. "I felt everything getting dark. I remember praying to Allah, 'Please help me,' and apparently Allah rolled me over, and he kicked me in the back instead of kicking my guts out. Allah saved my life."

Shortly thereafter, she says, her son was called to the room by other members of the entourage. "My mother was lying on the floor near the door.

She was in a fetal position with her back to that door," he said.

The members of the security team suggested she had fallen, Mr. Kelley recalls, "but there was nothing in the room where you might fall and hit your back on, like a dresser."

He said Mr. Carter denied hitting her. Mr. Kelley took his mother to a room and iced down the large lump on her cheek and the black eyes. The next day, he put her on a plane back to Newark.

She collapsed when she got off the plane and had to be given oxygen by flight attendants. She checked into a hospital and was in traction a month later for her back injuries.....Mrs. Kelley is no longer among those who believe Mr. Carter was framed. "If he could do that to me, a woman who was no threat to him, then he has erased in my mind any doubt that he could kill three or four innocent people," she says."

Mention some of this in a boxing forum, and you get: "Hey man, don't shit on the memory of a GREAT FIGHTER. The man died, this is not the time to be talkin' smack theory."

Or fact. Or to ask people to stop blindly following the SHIT they hear in pop songs. DYLAN sings about how wonderful Joey Gallo was, and how Hurricane Carter was falsely tried...and everybody figures he's got to be right. This, from the guy who pushed Phil Ochs out of the limo and sneered, "You're just a journalist."

Fuckin' pop culture. People are so easily led by a stern face, a strident voice and a catchy melody. It isn't possible that once in a while, Bob Dylan got something wrong? Is it not possible that a film, like Denzel Washington's "Hurricane," dramatized things and faked things? It wasn't a documantary...it was JUST A MOVIE.

For more on the real story of Carter there's THIS WEBSITE, TOO Dylan fantasized Carter into some gentle giant: "It's my work he'd say, and I do it for pay. And when it's over I'd as soon go on my way...up to some paradise, where the trout stream flows and the air is nice. To ride a horse along the trail..."

Right, that's why Carter was in fuckin' New Jersey, in a shitty town, hanging around in bars! It wasn't in the Dylan song so nobody knows...this was a revenge killing. A black bartender had been murdered across the street. So in the high racial tensions of the day, this bar (that Carter frequented) was buzzing about the killing, and yes, Carter loudly spoke about how somebody should "get even." And it happened shortly after. To a white bartender across the street. Carter had no alibi. He owned guns.

Dylan sang as if Carter "could've been the champion of the world," but Carter was on a losing streak as a fighter and was nowhere near getting a chance at a title.

Carter couldn't be guilty of murder? Boxers are gentle giants outside the ring? How about rapists like Trevor Berbick and Tony Ayala Jr., violent crazies like Ike Ibeabuchi, Herbie Hide, Mitch Green and Charlie Green? How about murderers including Sammy Reeson, Garry Delaney, Mo Hussein, Ron Lyle and Reggie Gross? Too many armed robbers to even list! Even boxing promoter Don King is a murderer!

At least Rubin Carter didn't kill anyone after he got out. That would've been embarrassing for Bob Dylan. Such a thing happened when Norman Mailer championed sensitive murderer/author Jack Abbott. Jack got out of jail...and killed again. This didn't make Norman feel all too good. But that...is another story....

Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart ... THE ODD COUPLE

In the never-ending publicity game for their revival of "Waiting for Godot," Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart have fallen in love with each other.

Not physically. No no. They've just discovered, as has the ENTIRE WORLD, that nothing is more hilarious, heartwarming or fun...than seeing two millionaire geezers on a never-ending promo junket

Here they are on a talk show, here they are signing at a street fair, here they are doing word games as part of a press conference to tell the world they are STILL in "Waiting for Godot" and tickets are available.

These two are cashing in, as much as possible, on the fact that the losers of the world have managed to migrate from mum's basement and from Comic-Con to an off-Broadway theater. Suddenly, two guys popular only for movie-garbage, are getting a chance to show the world they really are actors...

...and that they are more than that...STARS!

Actors just get paid to be on stage and go home. STARS, before they get to the theater, spend the afternoon doing press antics, getting adulation for sitting around tittering about each other, or playing silly promo games in public. And yes, way too much of the tittering is about how Ian is GAY and Patrick is NOT, but they both have so much in common...being Gods to sci-fi and fantasy film losers.

McKellen was pretty much of a nobody until the nerds of the world began begging for his autograph every time he played some bearded fantasy figure in a shitty movie. He was all right with this fame and fortune...but ONLY if the world knew he was GAY. Not just gay. GAY. GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYYYYYYYYYY.

If you thought Elton John was obnoxious with his constant "I"m a GAY man" chortling...just try and get through any TV interview with this fucking McKellen granny. Just tone it down a notch...to say...the snickering and eye-rolling of Graham Norton. OK?

Now, baldilocks himself, Patrick Stewart. To a disgusting generation of turd-heads under 40, the "Captain" on "Star Trek" is NOT KIRK, BUT PICK NOSE. Uh, PICK AXE? Oh, yeah, yeah, PICARD.

As you might surmise, I haven't watched "Star Trek" in 30 years. Never saw the movies. ANY of them. I wasn't much of a fan of the original show. Even though it was, unlike most sci-fi, more character than effects driven, I just don't give a shit about Klingons and time warps and the rest of that fairy tale bullshit. I don't think I've seen Patrick Stewart in any film or TV show.

I also don't recall ever seeing McKellen in anything...because I don't care about hobbits and hogwarts and the rest of that petty, stupid, pointless world of drivel.

Hey kiddies...you want to try fantasy? Try imagining yourself on a space ship instead of a bus. Try coping by thinking the obnoxious jerks getting in your way every day are wookies and they're really in costumes. Yeah, try using your imagination on EARTH in the middle of miserable daily life, and stay out of the fucking movie theaters and try to pry yourself away from your 50 inch plasma TV screen...

Back to the story. McKellen and Stewart have been relentless on talk shows, trying to prolong the run of "Waiting for Godot," or get an assignment for something similar. My nomination? A geriatric revival of THE ODD COUPLE, with gay fussy Ian and gruffly lovable Patrick. And how fussy Ian keeps trying to polish Patrick's head. And how Patrick tries to keep his mouth shut and his underpants on, and not fall for the gay wheedle of "don't knock it till you've tried it...everyone's a latent homosexual."

These are two nice guys...when it comes to fans or well-intentioned strangers, Patrick Stewart will never be as personally cold and arrogant as Shatner. And when it comes to promoting tolerance of homosexuality, McKellen will never be as catty, provocative and acid-bitchy as Takei.

I only wish they'd just shut the fuck up when they're not on stage. They are becoming a very predictable corny comedy "team." But maybe that's because they're just McKellen the Gay Guy & Stewart the Erudite Ac-TOR. Maybe they should adopt a more comedy team identity. Call themselves More-Cum and Wise-ass.

Chinese Pigs Are Eating Up All Your Chocolate

There's a British candy bar. I think it's called, "You Can't Have Any, You Have a Twat."

Or maybe it's "You Bints Should Stick to Lollipop Licking."

Or maybe it's just "I've got a Dorky So You Can't Eat a Yorkie."

Sad to say, soon it won't just be vagina-owners who can't get a chocolate bar in their yaps. ALL of Great Britain will be suffering.

Why? Because the Chinese are pigs, that's why. Not only do they eat half of the world's pork supply...now it turns out...they're eating half of the world's chocolate, too!

I predict this will lead to a race war. No no, not Chinese vs White People. The Chinese are too far away. Who'd want to go all the way to China to confront a bunch of midgets with breathing masks over their faces? Besides, you know the Chinese. We shoot 30 of them, and they insist, "No, it was only 10," and award a Gold medal to their own soldiers instead.

The war will pit the Chinese against the Africans. Chocolate, as you probably known, is grown by the Chocolate People. They live in Africa. They are very stupid people. Just as they work for nearly nothing hauling up diamonds from mines...and let Cartier get all the money, these morons toil away growing and harvesting cocoa beans...and make almost nothing, while Hershey and Cadbury make a fortune. Yes, the chocolate growers are working for peanuts!

What will happen is that the psycho Boko Haram tribe, and the rest of the ferociously vicious Muslim and brain-shrunk tribes, will start killing any Chinese they see. And since they don't see many, they'll just kill anyone working for Cadbury or Hershey. The Chinese, enraged to madness by their inability to get a chocolate fix (which they have such a yen for) will send tanks into crowded cities and start mowing down their own people. Hell, they have too many anyway, and this might mean a little more Cadbury Easter Eggs for all!

They will of course kill any black person they can find...be it a diplomat, or just some Chinaman who was out in the rice fields too long and got a burn that made him look a bit like Ray Ellington.

The bottom line is that the price of pork and chocolate is going up! Most of what's available is going to China, where those slanties are happily munching on Chocolate Covered Pork Chops. The inscrutable swine!

Drunken Irish Liam Neeson is PISSED...at animal rights groups

They ain't on Schindler's List...the animal rights people who don't think that horses in NYC should be treated like Jews in Nazi Germany.

No, Liam Neeson doesn't think horses are mistreated, which was what Hitler said about the Jews. Oh no no no, we are taking the Jews to a summer camp, we are taking the Jews to get showers...

Liam seems to think that just as Jews would love to be herded into cattle cars and taken to a "resort," horses LOVE being hauled from their stables on the far side of Manhattan and smacked in the ass as they make their way through crazy city traffic to the entrance of Central Park.

And then? Oh, the joy of a day in the Park...where they hear screaming brats, noisy musicians, and shouting dimwits playing soccer and walking their yappy dogs.

Right, Liam, horses love clomping along the same familiar path 8 hours a day, fed a load of slop, and smelling their own manure as it piles up in a shit bag.

Yeah, what horse wouldn't want to tote fat German and Dutch morons through the least scenic areas of the park? Or didn't you know...a carriage ride does NOT mean through quiet, rural pathways in the upper regions of the park...just the dismal cement-paved roads close to 59th Street traffic!

The other day, some animal rights activists picketed in front of his house. Naturally, selfish stupid people instantly screamed, "Leave the man alone! God put animals on Earth for man to USE...except our dogs who are JUST LIKE PEOPLE. Remember, Liam Neeson is...A MOVIE STAR!!!"

Now why in the world would Liam Neeson give such a stupendous shit about horse drawn carriages? It might have something to do with tradition...the tradition of drunken Irishmen abusing horses...a tradition going back to the cobblestone streets of dear old Dublin. Take a look at who is driving the carriages in Central Park. Not too many guys with brown faces. Strange isn't it, that you can barely find a taxi cab in the city with a white driver...but you'll have no trouble getting a white driver if you want a horse ride in the park! And it'll probably be an Irishman woozily hanging on to the reins after a night of Ale guzzling and wife beating.

Liam knows all about this shit, because he lives within walking distance of Broadway, the great corrupt WHITE WAY. Like the carriage trade, the theater trade is dominated by exclusionary unions...ones that like their own race, and make sure their jobs are handed down to family members. I remember some lighting guy, or grip, or scenery toter, telling me he was SO glad to finally get into the union. His Uncle was in it, and he was just waiting for some strings to be pulled so he could get in, too. PS, the union is so strong they get paid NOT to work. For example...if the theater is running a one-man show...and the stage is set up with just a piano, the producers still have to pay a group of designated stage hands and musicians. That's so that producers don't get the idea of running productions that can "cheat" union workers by not having jobs for them! Take THAT!

I think most horses are the subject of cruelty. It's a dog's life for them. What the fuck is so lovely about the horse racing world, where "break a leg" isn't a greeting but an accurate prediction? Is there a horse race you have EVER seen, where the horses weren't whipped to go faster?

Now let's take those backward religious lunatics, the Amish. They could plow their fields easier and faster with real farm equipment, but they put plow horses to work...a dull miserable and thankless routine. Horses in rodeos are abused for the pleasure of redneck morons...tormented until they stop bucking and allow for a tobacco stained shit-breathed rube to wave his sweaty hat in the air and shout "YEEEE HA!"

Horses are the nigger of the world. Or something like that. Neeson is just another selfish, obstinate, Irish drunk. Caring about Jews in "Schindler's List," well...THAT was acting.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West - the Most Hates Celebrities in the World

STAR "magazine" is one of the prime tabloid-pieces-of-shit that breathlessly follow "celebrities." They just put out their "Top 20 Most Hated Stars" list…blaming, of course, their READERS for making the choices. Wanna bet that these 20 will be featured even MORE? Here's the list and my take on them.

20. Jonah Hill (fat asshole comic actor and smug moron)
19. Julia Roberts (once everyone's favorite film "whore," as a Pretty Woman, now hated? Oooh.

18. Anne Hathaway (ugly, boyish self-important twit)
17. Jaden Smith (born with a silver spoon up his ass as the son of Will Smith and his talentless wife)
16. Taylor Swift (pretty bubble-gum chick who people hate because she sings about dumping boyfriends)
15. Madonna (perennially unpleasant hypocrite slut)
14. Katherine Heigl (never saw her in anything, could care less…apparently is "difficult" on the set and honestly remarks on whether a TV show or movie she made was shit)
13. Miley Cyrus (VILEY VIRUS…apparently STAR didn't list her as a choice, but she got a helluva lot of write in votes)
12. Nicki Minaj (creepy looking fashion cunt/rapper. Mariah: "It was like going to work every day in hell with Satan." Well, serves you right, Maria for being on "American Idol," and you're no fucking prize either.
11. Lindsay Lohan (sad, immature chick with psycho parents. Had talent once)
10. Phil Robertson (creepy, overly-bearded scion of the "Duck Dynasty" redneck assholes)
9. Jennifer Lopez (really? Anyone even remember her?)
8. Lady Gaga (ugly obnoxious and yes, "Desperate for attention" fashion twerp)
7. Juan Pablo Galavis (a contestant on "The Bachelor." Shows you how low the world has gotten, that this is a hit show and a particular jerk can be the talk of the world…or rather, the stupid bitch and fag world, the show's demographic)
6. Gwyneth Paltrow (oh, I suppose. Married Mr. Coldplay. Daughter of semi-royalty. Probably is bratty).
5. LeAnn Rimes (redneck bitches are mad she had an affair with some married guy)
4. Kris Jenner (the hideous media-witch who spawned vain, air-headed monkey girls. The STD MILF)
3. Justin Bieber (no kidding)
2. Chris Brown (Some rapper dunce who punched dia-Rihanna. It's all shit.)
1. Kardashian and Kanye (since racism plays a factor…no wonder they're #1. But Bieber should've won the stink prize)

Saturday, April 19, 2014

White House Petition: BIEBER WILL BE DEPORTED. BIEBER SCARED SHITLESS

Maybe, just maybe, girly-man Justin IS frightened that he won't be able to trash California, Florida, or other places in America anymore. Maybe he thinks that the petition against him will mean he'll have to confine his bratty, fag-pseudo-Nigga bullshit to clueless Canada, where a crack head fat slob named Ford is a mayor.

Maybe Justin the Pussy now understands he is THE MOST HATED SINGER IN THE WORLD. As in FUCK YOU JUSTIN BIEBER. AS IN EAT SHIT JUSTIN BIEBER, YOU TALENTLESS PILE OF ALBINO TURDS.

How nice that, at least for a few days, Justin Bieber isn't going to piss in public, spit on people in public, pull his pants halfway down in public, or strut around with his asshole degenerate idiot overgrown 6-year-old for a father.

How lovely it will be if the Obama Administration takes action! Instead of being Mr. Hipster, Mr. I Smoked Dope, Barry O. takes a slight turn to the right and addresses the nation: "Yes, if over 100,000 people signed a petition against an asshole who has been arrested several times now for disrespecting the laws of America....I'M KICKING HIS ASS OUT OF HERE!"

Hooray! Hooray! God Bless America.

Justin the cowardly 20 year-old pisser who can't make a move without Daddy or his posse of bodyguards around him...is sobbing in his crib right now, and changing his undies five times a day? GOOD. And I wish you a GOOD BYE and hope you really get deported. Although getting your ass kicked in public would be a BILLION-VIEWS on YouTube.

You twerp.

Leinengen VS the Assholes - Heartbleed Heartburn

What amusement...everyone buzzing like drunken bees, going around in circles, changing passwords...

Because it really doesn't take much for a hacker to fuck up the world:

And who do we blame for the ease with which hackers play their games?

Who do we blame for the overwhelming lawlessness that bleeds creative people of profits?

GOOGLE.

AMAZON.

Their Fascist power has meant that most bootleggers, "sharers," hackers, spoofers, scammers...get no punishment at all...and only a very few ever seem to get prosecuted with significant jail time.

GOOGLE and AMAZON are the two big bully websites that propagandize for "freedom of speech" as if that slogan means "take things for free." Why the fuck would GOOGLE care about banking chaos, lost royalties and the rest of it? THEY make a fortune off their search engine extortion, and YouTube and Blogspot and how much TV news pays for every view of a Google map, and every purchase of Google-owned products. Fuck you if you lost your bank account. Get it back, and buy! PS, the thieves who stole all your money...went to AMAZON to buy shit! AMAZON is the biggest seller on the Internet.

Remember when SOPA was proposed? Wikipedia went black. They were in the pocket of GOOGLE and AMAZON. The three began to scream and squeal that they would go under if SOPA was passed. So forum assholes instantly followed: "GET that SENATOR, GET that CONGRESSMAN...harass them, harass them, HARASS THEM! DON'T LET THEM RUIN OUR FUN! ACHTUNG! ACHTUNG! Copyright owners INTO THE OVEN! SHNELL!"

Yeah, Jeff Nazi Bezos, of Amazon...he fooled all the sheep. It SEEMED like all he wanted was to let people buy bargain shit on the Internet...and destroy retail stores. His "final solution" has worked. BOOM go the bookstores. As soon as the stores went under, Amazon raised prices, and worse...anyone looking for a new book gets a prompt that practically screams DON'T BUY IT NEW. Buy it used (or new/stolen or new/reviewer copy from a seller who forks over a hefty percentage to Amazon for letting him use the site.

As soon as Amazon began making money and building traffic, evil bastard Bezos gave his website's front page to push KINDLE...the destructive force that put the ultimate fatal knife into book sellers who owned stores.

AMAZON's KINDLE gives pennies to authors, wipes out publishers, and has led to so many pros and amateurs haplessly uploading pdf versions to Amazon...while paying, PAYING AMAZON $100 or $500 to make these things compatible with KINDLE. And who buys this shit when it's pirated FREEEEEE?

Artists who made a living drawing cartoons, or covers for magazines and books...are going under. Who needs 'em anymore? People copy and pass around cartoons and MEMES, and any piece of art gets stolen via GOOGLE images. One artist reported that a drawing she did was copied over 500 times...which she discovered via a GOOGLE search. She'd have to spend a week filing DMCA's and listing every fucking website so that GOOGLE would cease and desist from showing those images in their search result. GOOGLE could care less...they make it difficult if not impossible for artists to do anything...especially when GOOGLE lets its bloggers repeat the abuse again and again, and can take weeks before doing a takedown. It's overwhelming for copyright owners to deal with this hateful, money-losing time-destroying torment.

Ever hear of Leinengen? He was the lead character in a story about a guy fighting against nature, in this case, an army of ants.

You can guess what happened.

Right now, Leinengen is the Copyright Owner. Leinengen is the Average Citizen. Leinengen is...helpless because there are so many Mephisto Cunts and Zinfucks and Hacker assholes wearing Fawkes masks. And there wouldn't be, if laws were strong enough to say "Your ISP is going to ban you. Your ISP is not going to let you download your shit. Your ISP is blocking your favorite Commie torrent site." There would be more entertainment, and better entertainment, if every Zinfuck with a big website full of stolen music was hunted down and fined thousands of dollars. Yeah, cheap fuck, YOU LOSE THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS. And if the governments worked together, they could pay the money that GOOGLE should be paying, to make sure OpenSSL and others get the money and personnel they need to keep the Internet safe.

But right now GOOGLE and AMAZON call the shots, and they don't give a shit about you or me, or our safety or anything but our money...money that...like the taxman...they can take from us with smug, arrogant impunity.

ARETHA FRANKLIN SUES NERDS. FOR REAL

Know what I hate...among many, many other things? ASSHOLES who play APRIL FOOL'S JOKES and spread stupid rumors.

As little time as I spend in "social media," I damn sure saw the "Aretha Franklin got into a cat fight with Patti Labelle" story...circulated as truth.

Which is enough to get Aretha contacting her lawyers. There are quite a few fuckhead websites out there that try to "amuse" by being versions of The Onion, and spreading "fake news." Ho ho ha ha puke puke.

It's not enough that we need Snopes to point assholes towards the debunking of various inane urban myths...we need a fucking TRUE CELEBRITY website where people can instantly go when some dimwit Tweets that "the guy who played Newman on Seinfeld's show just died," or John Waters just died...

The pests who write for TheNewsNerd carry a little caveat saying they're only joking. Which is like getting an e-mail in which somebody's trying to make you give up your eBay or Paypal or bank or Facebook password...and you report it as a "spoof." Ha ha ho ho puke puke.

When the shit is in small letters, and the shit is picked up WITHOUT THE CAVEAT by a 100 bloggers, Farceboogers, Tweeters and other morons...then you SHOULD be sued and you SHOULD have to pay, because you're creating a problem. Just like the jerk who thinks it's funny to shout "FIRE" in a movie theater.

Yep, the "Freedom of Speech" crowd will yell "You're ruining our fun." But it's not fuckin' funny.

Friday, April 18, 2014

Spread The Malice - Elton John, Keith Richards, shitty Coldplay, fucking Arcade Fire

You know what websites do?

They recycle quotes. There must be a thousand start-up websites...the Onion Brain, Gawker Cunt, London Daily Fail...who do nothing but steal quotes from each other and make Top Ten lists. Real easy to do that.

So I'm doing that.

I found some nasty remarks about rock assholes...and I'm reposting the ones I agree with. In other words, don't say anything snotty about Morrissey or Yoko and expect me to LIKE it or RE-POST with a big fat thank you.

PS, some of the insulters I haven't heard of, so they have a lot of nerve slagging the famous people I've heard of. Except the famous people deserve it. Like...

Anton Newcombe on Eric Clapton
“People talk about Eric Clapton. What has he ever done except throw his baby off a fuckin’ ledge and write a song about it?”

Elton John on Keith Richards
“It’s like a monkey with arthritis, trying to go onstage and look young.”

Boy George on Elton John
“All that money, and he’s still got hair like a fucking dinner lady.”

Elton John on Madonna
“Anyone who lip-synchs in public on stage when you pay £75 to see them should be shot.”

Morrissey on Bob Geldof
“Bob Geldof is a nauseating character. Band Aid was the most self-righteous platform ever in the history of popular music.”

Ian Brown on Bono
“He’s such a fake, isn’t he? When he did Live Aid, which made them a worldwide group … he looked out and [saw] that black girl in the middle of all them people, and she’s from Hackney or something, and he was like, ‘Here’s a great shot for me around the world to show I’m Mr Africa.’ It’s like colonialist times with a big white hat."

Alan McGee on Coldplay
“Coldplay are the dictionary definition of corporate rock. The singer is about as weird as Phil Collins. They are career rock personified. EMI should’ve signed Otis The Aadvark instead. At least he only sucks his thumb rather than corporate cock.”

Noel Gallagher on Kaiser Chiefs
“They play dress-up and sit on top of an apex of meaninglessness. They don’t mean anything to anybody apart from their fucking ugly girlfriends.”

Nick Cave on Red Hot Chili Peppers
“I’m forever near a stereo saying, ‘What the fuck is this garbage?’ And the answer is always the Red Hot Chili Peppers.”

Paul Weller on Freddie Mercury
“He said he wanted to bring ballet to the working classes. What a cunt.”

Mark E Smith on Mumford & Sons
“There was this other group warming up … and they were terrible. I said, ‘Shut them cunts up!’ And they were still warming up, so I threw a bottle at them … I just thought they were a load of retarded Irish folk singers.”

Lily Allen on Cheryl Cole
“Taking your clothes off, doing sexy dancing and marrying a rich footballer must be very gratifying. Your mother must be so proud. Stupid bitch.”

Wayne Coyne on Arcade Fire
“I get really tired of their pompousness [sic]… We’ve played some shows with them and they really treat people like shit. People treat Arcade Fire like they’re the greatest thing ever and they get away with it… They have good tunes, but they’re pricks, so fuck ‘em.”

Viley Virus and her Farty Heart

Oh, so we're all supposed to feel sorry for the little twat?

The "entertainment" magazines and those oh-so-vital tabloids, are going on and on about Viley having a heart condition.

"My heart rate increases a lot just from going up a flight of stairs," she says. Gosh, Viley, SO DOES MINE. You dumb androgyne.

She declares, "There is never a time onstage when I'm not thinking about my heart." And your idea of not putting pressure on it is....what...not wearing a bra?

Viley's heart problems are going to do nothing but sell shitty magazines and stinky newspapers, as her brainless fans sob and whisper and gasp and solemnly ponder what the world would be like without her. Now instead of an irritating figure of derision, we're all supposed to feel sorry for her? Oh, no wonder she's acting like such a maniac; she knows she doesn't have long to live.

Right, she's gotta keep working at a hectic pace so she can leave behind a great body of work...like she's a fuckin' dickless Bobby Darin.

The only sad part in this, is that Justin Bieber doesn't also have a hole in his heart...to match the one in his head.

PIPCU is a PIP...or is it?

I was delighted to see BOXING GURU go down, and some kind of warning from PIPCU now on the opening page.

But...what ARE the priorities with these pips at PIPCU? How do they choose what sites to go after?

I guess that's a big mystery, and they like it like that. Like, "Hey, every British jerk with a pirating website," you better stop because we MIGHT choose you like we did BOXING GURU, and you'll be in trouble."

Only most thieves have a sense of security and an "I'm too clever to get caught" ego.

PIPCU boasts of a "secret" website where they list suspects that they MIGHT go after. What's on that site? Who knows. How do you "nominate" a website for inclusion? Another big secret.

PIPCU's website is as confusing, stupid and apathetic as the ones for the RIAA, BPI and IFPI.

None of them give you a link where you can report anything, or get a reply. Like the "real police," you can call them up, and their line is busy, you get a recording, or you get a patronizing, "thanks, we're aware of the problem."

PIPCU is also on Farcebook! And what do they post?

https://www.facebook.com/cityoflondoncommunitycop

They post this: "Are you out in the City over the Easter holiday? Watch out for pickpockets - not everyone is as nice as the Easter bunny!"

Somebody is actually being PAID to write the obvious and maintain a Farcebook page for the London police??? What happens if you leave a comment like, "HEY, take a look at THIS website..." Nah. You'll get banned. Or the criminals will go after YOU on YOUR Farcebook page!

There actually is a page on what is actually part of the "City of London" police site, where you can make a "referral" to PIPCU. But you have to wade through verbiage and you have to be a business. You can't just be a public spirited citizen who has noticed how some old senile monkey named Zinhof continues his 10 years of egocentric thievery.

http://www.cityoflondon.police.uk/advice-and-support/fraud-and-economic-crime/pipcu/Pages/Make-a-referral.aspx

People wonder how piracy got out of hand? It's because of bureaucracy and apathy, and PIPCU, RIAA and MPAA being snail-like. The IFPI goes through the motions of filing mass-DMCA complaints with Google...and they get individual mp3 files removed while the blogs stay up!

Each organization seems to have a confusing set of policies and priorities. Apparently PIPCU might cast an eye at some very, very high profile local idiot like BOXING GURU who was making money off banner ads and taking money away from Steve Bunce and Jim Watt or whatever. But they ain't gonna touch somebody on Blogspot or a stealing forum, or a torrent site located in a Commie country (even if it's owned by some Jilted jackass who is taking out his frustrations by giving away everybody's music and movies.) What a bunch of pips.

Thursday, April 17, 2014

Farcebook - You're NOT My Favorite Waste of Time

There are so many ways to procrastinate. Let's check the Tweets. Let's check FARCEBOOK...

Either way, you're supposed to have your low attention span amused by your "friends" telling you stupid things you don't care about. The only trouble is, these are stupid things. And your "friends" expect you to LIKE what they did, and AGREE with it.

You can also watch your "friends" get spammed and trolled, and you can either join in and create a real "kerfuffle," or ignore it, while feeling a knot in your stomach.

Here's an example at random. Some chick posts a "funny picture," having taken a photo of an ad she saw on a subway. So some asshole troll refuses to believe it's real. Ho hum...

Are we having fun yet?

Oh, the hours can fly by on idiocy like that.

So, since most of your "real friends" communicate with you via e-mail, or a private blog, and are only showing really bland crap on Farcebook (like stupid memes and boring "news" items) you might skip this shit, and only check what...oooooooh...CELEBRITIES are doing on their Farcebook pages!

UGH.

Way too often, these "stars" are just as boring, uncreative and downright irritating as your "friends." I've literally had to "unfollow" a lot of them. One comedian, whom I would not name because he's a nice guy, had the habit of posting nothing but CUTE ANIMAL PHOTOS (to which he'd get "oh, that's cute," and "wow, I love that" LIKE comments). That, and pictures of himself with the same stupid "funny face" expression every time, as he hawked his albums or posed at a zoo or a restaurant or wherever. Hold up an album, make the "Funny face' and urge people to buy on his website. UNNNNN-FOLLOWED. Sorry.

Some celebs just throw MEMES at you, just like civilian assholes. You know, I don't care if it's a LIBERAL meme or a CONSERVATIVE meme...it's still a fucking MEME. Whatever your political point of view...you are not changing the world with a fucking MEME:

Civilians and CELEBS are prone to share their...um...family snapshots. At first you might think, "Oh, yeah, this is my FRIEND" (or, "This is my FAVORITE STAR") and so, yes, of course, absolutely, I'd LOVE to see your snapshots.

Yeah, where your friend or your star looks creepily ordinary, if not just creepy, and the other person in the picture is a fuckin' lunatic:

Need I go on with other examples of tasteful fools, trivial ninnies and obnoxious extroverts? No, just go over to Farcebook and check most any page, and you'll quickly discover the hideous truth about social media actually being a social disease.

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Let's all bootleg HBO and GAME OF THRONES - it's OK, says Jeff Bewkes

You probably never heard of a fat cat puke named Jeff Bewkes.

And if you're not a fucking nerd with nothing better to do, you haven't watched "Game of Throw Up" aka "Game of Thrones," the latest bullshit fantasy show. Really, I am so fucking sick of sword and sandal and sorcery stupidness...people dressed up in medieval outfits or Hobbit & Troll costumes or whatever, talking in idiotic fake languages and the rest of it. You really have a LOT of time on your hands if you read 700 page books creating some bullshit fairy tale world or watch zillion-part TV shows and movie series that go and on and on with cleavage-showing maidens and homoerotic heroes and the usual wise old faggot actor with a beard.

The point is...according to Mr. Puke, it's OK to download a pdf of the complete Harry Potter, or every episode of "Game of Thrones" and all the rest of it...because, heh heh, Mr. Puke is making a fortune anyway, and so is Rowling and Martin and the actors who are in these hit movie and TV adaptations.

Some blogger twit at FORBES wrote all this up, happily telling the world that "Thrones" is such a hit, it's won the honor of most-illegally downloaded show. Yeah, that's right, these days, we take for granted that people steal copyrighted material. What's next, Rolling Stone reviewing the best stealing blogs? Guess what...they began to do JUST THAT, until the record labels got angry and said, "We'll stop sending you product and refuse interview requests if you continue being assholes."

The Forbes guy also smugly tells the world that just because pirates are stealing the world blind, and people are grabbing it like pigs on an apple farm, all this "does not automatically equal a lost sale."

My answer to puke Bewkes and the fuck-head from Forbes is simple: YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT.

First off, HBO ain't the only network on cable TV. Many are struggling along, many are being choked by evil Time Warner and get booted off if they beg for a little bigger slice of the subscription pie. Time Warner charges about $25 just for BASIC CABLE. That's about 10 lousy channels! They've warred with CBS and others, who've said, "Look, $25 a month rich bastard...why not give us fifteen cents instead of eleven cents per subscriber..." And the answer comes back, "Hey CBS, you're rich bastards too. You don't need it!"

Recently, someone I know had the good fortune to be hired for a made-for-TV movie. Only problem...it was for one of the also-ran cable networks...TNT, Lifetime...one of those types. So guess what. She had to leave home and go to fuckin' CANADA for the duration of the project, because there wasn't enough money to work in Hollywood. A few actors that could've been hired, were NOT hired because the budget wouldn't allow for it. Non-union people were all over the place. This is also the case for some HBO projects, I must add...ones that aren't as glamorous and successful as "Thrones."

It's insane and deplorable that anyone, especially one for a magazine such as FORBES, to shrug and say that thievery is irrelevant. Go tell that to the record stores, bookstores and video stores that fell because people stopped buying. Tell that to me and my friends, who are being paid LESS, not MORE. I won't mention his name, but there was a folk artist, with several albums both solo and with a trio, who killed himself. Why? He couldn't even afford a dentist. He was mostly offered no-pay gigs at festivals. His royalty check had shrunk to nearly nothing. He was depressed and piracy did not help. You would not have wanted to identify the body of a man who had put a shotgun to his face.

Just because "Game of Thrones" is making money doesn't mean piracy doesn't hurt. They could be making more. So could McCartney and Elton John. But the real tragedy is the number of artists who aren't signed at all...dropped because they don't have such a huge following that they can make money no matter how many steal the albums. "Money" Mayweather gets a fortune from HBO to fight patsy idiots. But down the dial, on ESPN, pugs are getting their brains bashed in for spare change. Some cable channels can't afford to pay what HBO and Showtime can afford.

Mr. Puke Bewkes and Mr. Forbes Blogger, how about considering a little something called...RESPECT?

How about fostering some moral values? How about being able to differentiate between a victimless crime and one that really hurts?

How about understanding that even jaywalking is not something to condone? You don't tell an 8-year-old, "Oh, it's fine if you jaywalk." The kid is likely to get killed. It's very rare when it's ok to be a Robin Hood.

Isn't it better to let people know that copyright is NOT copywrong, and that saying "yo ho ho I'm a pirate" is childish and irresponsible? Shouldn't we teach our children to stop looking to get everything free? Isn't it time to punish the assholes of the world? Bootlegging is not a victimless crime.

I used to live in a shitty walk-up building, and like pukey Bewkes says, "people have always been running wires down on the back of apartment buildings and sharing with their neighbors." Only I was being "shared" from without permission! I wondered, "Why the FUCK am I spending all this money...and my signal is crap?" I was told it's because the building had old wiring, and blah blah blah. But one day a cable TV repairman came to me and told me, "Your upstairs neighbor has split your wire."

Yeah. The fucking Italian bastard upstairs who liked to brag about date-rape all the time, and "you give her a few cracks across the face, and she comes across." The one currently enslaving an ugly black bi-polar woman on heavy medication. The one who refused to get carpet (a law) so I wouldn't have to hear his noise. So I said, "Well, are you going to prosecute that prick?" No. "Are you going to give me credit for a year of bad reception?" No. "So what's going to happen?" "The guy's gonna have to subscribe to cable, nor not have any at all."

We live in a world where morality is as loose as a diarrhetic elephant's anus. And just as stinky. The message is: "Sure, cheat on your spouse, sext with strangers on line, take drugs, waste your money on Internet gambling, buy somebody else's term paper on line, and download everything freeeee." It's ALL permitted. Really? We have to keep going further and further into stupidity? What the FUCK is next? Maybe it'll be Tesco with a sign in front saying: "Shoplifters Welcome. We are making so much money, we don't care."

The store that has a security guard up front, or security tags on the merchandise, is at least saying, "We are against stealing, and we don't want to SHARE with you." HBO, Time Warner, Forbes...they're saying "oh, it's ok, it does no harm, everyone can afford it, it's no big deal." And THAT IS WRONG.

Miley Cyrus Flu Infection: Viley Virus the Androgyne Child-Twat is SICKO

We don't call her "Viley Virus" for nothing.

She's vile, and her idiot lifestyle not only makes everyone sick, but her, too.

Viley, you Lollipop-shaped retard with the tiny round androgyne head and the little boy body...you stick your tongue out so much, it absorbs diseases! GOOD! Hope you're sick for another month. Or two. Or three.

Most people who are sick enough to go to a hospital are NOT going to be Tweeting, but Viley figures everything she does is important news, so, yes, she's not only Tweeted about being a sick twat, she's even posted some kind of idiot selfie. No, not her usual obnoxious one in her underwear, or naked with her hands over her tiny flea-bite breasts as a black masseuse lurks in the background.

No...this one shows a toy octopus in front of her stupid Bieber-esque face. My guess is that her tongue is black and she's not going to stick it out for a while.

A "class act" would simply tell her fans, "Sorry I've missed a few shows. I'll be back." But Viley's message is not only full of that retarded text-message shit (wanted 2 be there 2night), she also has to pretend to be black (YALL) and has to curse. Don't tell me ghetto black nigga rap stink hasn't had a negative influence on dopey white kids.

And has anyone noticed how American white kids are getting almost as low scores in writing as black kids...and that the "top of the class" students in most any school in the country are KOREAN? PS, listen to K-pop and compare it to Viley's garbage, and gangsta rap. Korean kids like cute pop music and not dirty Viley innuendo and violent lyrics. Korean kids aren't interested in slashing strangers in the face, playing the "knockout game" or calling people "Hey YO!" Not yet.

Let me put it plainly: VILEY...GET WELL SOON...NOT!

Member of SICKO band AC/DC is SICK - Headbangers Bang Their Heads

More hospital news. One of the worst bands in the world, AC/DC, will be replacing a band member. Or will they. Or won't they? Or who the fuck cares?

This ain't a heartless blog. I'm not saying "GOOD!" because some guy in a band I simply don't like is incapacitated. Especially when he's sick with something that nobody even wants to mention. But I do use this sad news to bring up two points.

Point Number One is that AC/DC has brought nothing useful to the world. They were always just headbanger assholes. They were an example of why parents used to say "turn off that NOISE." And they didn't even sing "Come on Feel Da Noize." They were just an ugly, loud bunch of wankers, and what was especially sick about them, was Angus Young stomping about in a schoolboy outfit. Give me Alice Cooper or Black Sabbath any day.

That Angus the Beef Brain is STILL, now over 60, stomping around in the schoolboy outfit can only mean he's desperate to conjure up the ghost of Jimmy Savile.

It's his brother Malcolm that's sick. As the great Piers Morgan always says, "If I'm going to be honest..." it's their brother GEORGE who has the talent...not Malcolm or Angus. George was in The Easybeats, a band that with one over-sped and rather stupid song about Fridays, beats the entire AC/DC catalog. He was also half of Vanda and Young, both a songwriting team and a group, Flash and the Pan. He also had the good sense to quit and not look like a 60-something moron.

Jesus, take a look at the photo. Brian, the lead shouter, looks like every Irish drunk who ever threw up during a Manchester United match. When it comes to music, he should be doing what Irish drunks do...banging on a jukebox to try and shake some coins out. He doesn't belong on stage...and if he did, he shouldn't be in the company of a grown man in a little schoolboy outfit. He should do what Irish drunks do...and beat up guys who are in any way faggy. As in, "Here, you like dressin' up like a little boy? BIFF BAM POWWWWWW!"

Point number two is...almost anyone in a rock band can be replaced, so let's not scare lame-brain AC/DC fans into raging around the house and ripping the toilet seat out and throwing it against the wall. The Doors refused to die after their androgyne leader, Liz King did. The Monkees kept going despite the loss of drawling "Wool Hat" Nesmith, and are still touring without Davy Jones. Queen seemed dead without Freddie Mercury but they put out a call for "Flamboyant Faggot" and got another one very quick. Brian Jones was replaced in the Rolling Stones, Keith Moon was replaced in The Who, so the loss of Malcolm Young is not, unfortunately, going to end AC/DC or the opportunities for drunken wombats to bang their heads to shitty music.

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

KO for an asshole named BOXING GURU

Yes, the Fat Cats in the entertainment world make a lot of money. That includes HBO, Showtime, Box Nation, big fat Mr. Bunce, big fat Don King, and a lot of overpaid fighters such as Floyd "Money" Mayweather. But come on...even they are going to notice PPV sales slipping, and subscriptions to their streaming broadcasts dwindling...because of assholes like "Boxing Guru."

This guy was so incredibly smug, he even had a fucking Twitter account...which you'll notice hasn't been updated recently?

This genius was going along pretty well for quite a long time, but...eventually enough reports came in, and enough anger was generated, so that the cops and Internet authorities had to come in and shut the fuckhead down. And he IS a fuckhead because he LIVES IN THE UK, not behind Putin's skirt. I went to his site a few days ago to check out a fight, and was floored to see this:

Yes, his UK site was down, as well as all the others, which were registered to foreign domain locations. When you're a moron, don't expect to be immune because you registered Thievery.TV or Thievery.RO or whatever. You have a website in "Romania" supposedly, but you're in the UK? See you in jail, idiot.

Now, the odds have always been in favor of the bootleggers and blog bastards...so many out there, so little time. But if you get really big for your knickers, and decide you're a STAR, and boast a whole blog of thefts, or password your shit with your name on it, or have a fucking Twitter account...you JUST MIGHT GET WHAT YOU DESERVE.

Fucking "Guru." Guru? He's a 26 year-old asshole, that's all. His site had a fucking "Chat Box" of course, so that not only could people watch streaming boxing freeeeee, but make racist comments and scream "thank you Guru."

How do I know all of this...obviously, because I was one of them thievin' lot who went to Guru. Not all the time, because I found his site a bit balky and the stream might be dodgy. But he was often the first choice before I checked elsewhere.

My rationalization? I'm a cheap fuck. But in my case, I would not, have not, and will NEVER buy a PPV fight. I don't give that much of a damn. If I can't get it free, I won't buy it. But that's just me. If I can't get a free download of a CD I want, I actually WILL buy it. As for Box Nation, it's unavailable to me. If it was, and was reasonably priced (which is almost never the case with cable TV) maybe I would.

Technically, I shouldn't be putting money in Guru's pocket, or some other slimeball, by going to a site and increasing the traffic, which lets him get more ads from corrupt con artists offering dating services, Bitcoin drug dealing, and the rest of the crap. Technically, if I don't want to buy, I shouldn't watch. But my name isn't Kilburn and I don't always take the high road. I'm only human. But I admit I'm cheap, and what I do is thievery. I don't say I'm "sharing" and I don't indignantly tell the world that I'm entitled to FREEEE, and that Capitalism is a shit idea.

You damn well know that what I didn't do was rage all over some forum or other, "Poor Boxing Guru, come back, don't let the bastards win..." or, more accurately, "Rich Boxing Guru Punk, I don't give a shit how much you're paying in legal fees, go over to your mum's house and set up Boxing Guru 2, and do it before I miss the next Tyson Fury match! And rah rah rah, Nathan Cleverly, too."

Nah. I went to one of the other free sports streaming sites. No problem. And guess what...if they ALL went down...still no problem. I'd say GOOD. If it's there, I'll watch. If it's not, I won't be screaming about "copy wrong" and how promoters, managers and fighters charge too much. As if Tesco doesn't. As if taxi drivers don't. As if Apple and Samsung and the rest are rock bottom. As if the CEO of Wal-Mart doesn't make an obscene amount of money while his workers get minimum wage.

The unfairness of CEO's making $20 million a year while their workers get mininum wage, is NOT going to change by some pseudo-Robin Hood game, or by getting on hands and knees to praise Pirate Bay and Kim Dotcom and other cocksuckers who "pirate" the goods. What happens when there's too much stealing? The CEO still makes his obscene salary, he just lays off a few workers and makes people wait on a line longer.

Fuck with free streaming video, and it just means those who have REAL CABLE will have to wait longer to get a repairman to come over, and outages and snowy pictures will happen more often.

Torrent Freak did cover this, and didn't gripe that poor Mr. Guru should be allowed to skate. Why? Maybe because Torrent Freak LIKES copyright? Imagine if every post at Torrent Freak was "SHARED" by a few duplicate sites behind Putin's skirt, and a few dotcoms copied off every word, changed a few, and began getting the ad revenue and click-through money, reducing what Torrent Freak gets. Oh, they'd be screaming for the IFPI and BPI and the RIAA and the FBI, all right. "Wahhh, we're Torrent Freak, and somebody is "sharing" our "hard work," please please help us!" Right. If "copy wrong" thieves in China and Russia and even down the street, were allowed to "share" everything, and reduce the amount of people getting it from Torrent Freak, they wouldn't have the time or resources to interview thieves, or attend police press conferences. Why, they might have to get a REAL job and sell t-shirts! Oooh, suddenly "copyright" isn't such a bad idea, huh? I quote from them because I'm giving them credit, it's "fair use," and I'm not stealing their whole fucking website and saying I'm entitle to do that:

The boxing forums are quite upset about poor Mr. Guru. I'm tempted to say they're all a bunch of stupid fuckheads, but like the music forums and other forums, quite a lot of the members are intelligent, "law abiding" people who just happen to have a head-up-the-ass view of copyright. They are so blinded by greed, they don't see the danger and folly of allowing illegal activity to rule. THEY wouldn't in a million years, like it if somebody dictated to them how much to charge for the steak and kidney pudding they sell in their restaurant, and they wouldn't want somebody shoplifting from their store, and they wouldn't want to be denied a pension because "you got paid for your work and that's the end of it."

Here's a sampling of some of the dumbass comments...which are far dumber than the usual antisemitic drivel found in these asylums, or the idiot sexual boasting, or the flame wars with everyone calling each other Spic, Nigga, Paki, etc. You know, while wifey is in her forum carrying on about which McDreamy star is the dreamiest, and what Paris Hilton wore last night, and what was happening in the last episode of CORRY or maybe the fucking Drivel of Thrones...THESE guys are cunting it up about whether Manny is better than Floyd! They are just as silly in their gossip and star-worship as their wives!

Here's some shit from the assholes in one of the boxing forums, where FREEDOM is misused so regularly.

And yes, you read it right, one British asshole quoted below actually hopes that websites in Communist countries can help out and let him steal those Tyson Fury and Nathan Cleverly fights! Sure...who cares if Nathan Cleverly makes less money for letting his brains get punched into cabbage, or if there's so much thievery that the colorful Mr. Bunce will get paid minimum wage or be replaced by some intern or loudmouth from a boxing forum. Who cares that the threshold of thievery means that it doesn't pay to cover fights in foreign countries, or lesser fights with up-and-coming boxers. Who cares that if it becomes super easy to find illegal streams, more people, resenting paying while parasites get it free, start cheating, too. The big picture is that corrupt activity is ultimately damaging. IE, the "Free enterprise" system can't afford everybody getting everything FREEEEE. But try and waste your time telling that to the maniacs quoted below: