Christina Lafave steals watch, hides it in her snatch??

Some Vegas idiot's idea of amusement and entertainment...picking up a strange bitch and getting a relaxing massage...while she steals his watch!

Top Ten Crappy Jokes About This:

Only her doctor could call a time out.

She thought the Rolex was a Tampax.

You can't trust some twat with your watch.

If it was up her ass, it would be a bum ticker.

She would've stuck it in her pocket but there wasn't enough room.

"Oh, pocket watch? I thought you said socket watch!"

That's one way to end Daylight Savings Time.

She was hoping to get an hourgasm.

She used her big hand to make time fly.

This cunt's a clocksucker.