APRIL FOOL'S DAY FROM THE GOONS AT GOOGLE

When you think "comedy" and "wit" don't you immediately think of "Google?"

No? NO.

Some simpletons, do...the ones who pester you every other fucking day with, "Did you see the new GOOGLE home page today? They have this animation..."

Google, the billion-dollar Big Brother, has a blog (really? not on Blogspot?) and ran this HILARIOUS fake product they pretended to sell:

Not to be outdone, billionaire freak Richard Branson told the world, via Google's YouTube, that he invented some climate-control device for his planes, so that every seat can be hot or cold, breezy or sunny...

The "tech world" is just chock-fuckin-full of dull creeps who use April Fools Day to prove they're Pathetic Cunts. But, coming to the rescue, the Pathetic Cunts website (isn't that what PC stands for?) published an article telling geeks and nerds to beware of the shit-head shenanigans going on all over the Internet today:

The only thing worse than techie assholes trying to be funny is...the general public doing it. Seriously, being FUNNY via April Fools Day pranks makes the day even more poisonly obnoxious than St. Patrick's Day, the Puerto Rican Day Parade, and Lady Gaga's birthday combined.

What really winds me up is when idiots say something that could be true...and then laugh hysterically when you fall for it. Example:

Asshole: "Did you hear? Somebody shot Obama! He's dead!"

Me: "What?"

Asshole: "Somebody shot OBAMA!"

Me: "When did this happen?"

Asshole: "Haw haw haw...it didn't! APRIL FOOL!"

Lamebrains will spend the entire day pulling daffy "gags" like that: "Your shoelace is untied." "Did you know you have some kind of black mark on your face?" "You better go home, I saw fire engines on your block and...you live in that 6 story building mid-block right...it's on fire."

Ha ha ho ho hee hee.

I'm making sure to stay the fuck away from people as much as I can today. It's like New Year's Eve. It's a time for MORONS to be IDIOTS. (IE, they take their already low IQ down a notch.)