Faggots and Bitches...Johnny Weir and Paris Hilton and other assholes

Two of the best words in the English language are...FAGGOT and BITCH.

In this overly PC world, we're not supposed to use them? Why? Used correctly, they're PERFECT. Say "He's a Faggot" and you know exactly what that means....a vain, mincing, self-important effeminate pest who speaks in italics. Say "She's a Bitch" and you know to be wary of a nasty, evil, unreasonable twat who uses her make-up and cleavage like a black widow uses its web.

Johnny Weir is a faggot. Paris Hilton is a bitch.

By contrast, Michael Stipe is not a faggot, and Lindsay Lohan isn't a bitch. I don't even think Graham Norton is a faggot. Elton John...that's a bit of a close call. I think at one point he liked being a faggot, and even joined in with Joan Rivers to duet on "The Bitch is Back." He sure liked being bitchy. Now, a bit older and less flamboyant, and wearing a wig no drag queen could admire, he might just be a "gay man."

A slur is calling every gay a faggot, and every woman a bitch. I have gay friends, I have women friends. But I avoid faggots and bitches. In fact, I avoid people who act stereotypical of any ethnic group or religion...it's usually a sign that they have nothing to say, and so they fall back on the easiest thing in the world, which is to be passive-aggressive and over-act their ethnicity and sexuality and use it as a weapon. Then they can say, "Oh, you don't like me and won't hire me and are avoiding me because I'm a Niggah (Spic, Hillbilly, Jew, whatever).

These days, faggy, bitchy behavior is a good way to get in the papers. Ugh. These drama queen self-important fags and rich-bitch pieces of shit...they shouldn't be encouraged or admired or given any space as news. They are wastes of space, and only get worse when they think that their every move is newsworthy. Beat up a faggot...I'll read about it and say that's too bad. Don't beat up Queer Weir in an alley just because he's an overbearing effeminate idiot who has made parodying women his whole life.

Really, this goes for ALL jerks who flaunt their stereotypical behavior, from the gesticulating Italian to the strutting Niggah with his pants around his thighs, to the asshole Caucasian who says "I'm white, I can't dance" and titters as he orders his roast beef and mayonaisse on white bread sandwich. In public, don't call attention to yourself with this crap. Nobody needs it. Nobody wants it. Leave your inferiority complex at home. When you're out among average people, be a little bit AVERAGE more than a lot faggy, bitchy, niggah-ish, woppy, Jewy or anything else, including an old-fashioned loudmouth.

But TMZ, The Daily Mail, prominent gossip pages you can't avoid in even decent newspapers...they can't get enough of the trivial cat-fights and whinging and hissy-fit behavior of these D-List assholes.

Who the fuck is Weir? A skater? Big deal. That's an achievement? He skated? Now he's washed up and he comments on skating? So what! But in this fag-happy world, we're supposed to care about him because he's gay, and report on his infantile faggoty antics because we're supposed to embrace "diversity" and cheer somebody for not being manly, and instead behaving like the worst stereotype of female foolishness??

And now, atop the miserable stupidity of straight celebrity couples (like Kim and Kanye) we have to read nauseating trivia about faggots who got married?

It gets worse...we're supposed to be interested in reading about the wretched excesses these fags have bought, and their stupid little yappy-faggy dog?

I hope these two freaks get it together...so that we NEVER have to hear anymore about their queer, petty, stupid faggy problems.

As for this next bit of shit, the only good thing I can say is that Smelly Kelly, whose face is beginning to resemble a fish, is that she actually told Paris Hilton to stop being childish, and that it's not 2005 anymore and nobody cares. Please, Kelly, tell that to the faggots and bitches at the London Daily Fail, who keep pushing stupid tripe like this...