Farcebook - You're NOT My Favorite Waste of Time

There are so many ways to procrastinate. Let's check the Tweets. Let's check FARCEBOOK...

Either way, you're supposed to have your low attention span amused by your "friends" telling you stupid things you don't care about. The only trouble is, these are stupid things. And your "friends" expect you to LIKE what they did, and AGREE with it.

You can also watch your "friends" get spammed and trolled, and you can either join in and create a real "kerfuffle," or ignore it, while feeling a knot in your stomach.

Here's an example at random. Some chick posts a "funny picture," having taken a photo of an ad she saw on a subway. So some asshole troll refuses to believe it's real. Ho hum...

Are we having fun yet?

Oh, the hours can fly by on idiocy like that.

So, since most of your "real friends" communicate with you via e-mail, or a private blog, and are only showing really bland crap on Farcebook (like stupid memes and boring "news" items) you might skip this shit, and only check what...oooooooh...CELEBRITIES are doing on their Farcebook pages!

UGH.

Way too often, these "stars" are just as boring, uncreative and downright irritating as your "friends." I've literally had to "unfollow" a lot of them. One comedian, whom I would not name because he's a nice guy, had the habit of posting nothing but CUTE ANIMAL PHOTOS (to which he'd get "oh, that's cute," and "wow, I love that" LIKE comments). That, and pictures of himself with the same stupid "funny face" expression every time, as he hawked his albums or posed at a zoo or a restaurant or wherever. Hold up an album, make the "Funny face' and urge people to buy on his website. UNNNNN-FOLLOWED. Sorry.

Some celebs just throw MEMES at you, just like civilian assholes. You know, I don't care if it's a LIBERAL meme or a CONSERVATIVE meme...it's still a fucking MEME. Whatever your political point of view...you are not changing the world with a fucking MEME:

Civilians and CELEBS are prone to share their...um...family snapshots. At first you might think, "Oh, yeah, this is my FRIEND" (or, "This is my FAVORITE STAR") and so, yes, of course, absolutely, I'd LOVE to see your snapshots.

Yeah, where your friend or your star looks creepily ordinary, if not just creepy, and the other person in the picture is a fuckin' lunatic:

Need I go on with other examples of tasteful fools, trivial ninnies and obnoxious extroverts? No, just go over to Farcebook and check most any page, and you'll quickly discover the hideous truth about social media actually being a social disease.