FARCEBOOK as "Free Entertainment"

On Farcebook, you usually get what you pay for...in other words, FREE is usually CRAPPY.

Unless you have extremely poor taste, or happen to be gay. Or a fanboy. Or all three.

There's no shortage of sappy MEMES floating around. Even if you're on Farcebook just to keep an eye on distant friends, classmates or co-workers, you just might have to reach for the airsick bag on THIS kind of stuff:

Yes, your son is a miracle...an octoroon, one eighth floor scrapings, three eighth's defective fat, and one-half the pizza delivery boy. The only miracle about your son is that he hasn't yet fallen through the toilet seat while taking a crap.

Imagine the pomposity to think that one drunken night of fucking without a condom...produced a "miracle." There are 3 billion such "miracles" fouling the planet, and YOUR disgusting piglet will grow up to blare Eminem beats through the walls, give other kids lice, and probably end up blowing Graham Norton.

Almost as obnoxious are the "let's play a game" lame brains. They get such "witty" responses...

"Caption This" is a good reason to chug two beers and a bottle of St. John's Wort.

Aside from posting stupid things to do ("sign this petition" is SO much fun) there's no end to faggotry and fanboy idiocy. This MEME is supposed to make extroverted effeminates and "diva" women feel good about how ANNOYING they are...

Right, "Too Fabulous" — you mince around the African plains like that...and you'll be EXTINCT.

And stay "Fabulous," because I really need to hear your overly loud conversation on a bus or in a restaurant. NOT.

And lastly, the fanboy favorite: the D-list and No-list celebrity. Fanboys grovel at any picture of a "star," even if that person is no longer a star, or never was a star...

The sick thing about Farcebook, is that the idiots who post shit such as the above, WANT to have 1,000, 2,000 or even 5,000 fake friends. They think their garbage is THAT important. Don't they realize most people don't de-friend but merely "unfollow" everyone? That way, they have the mammoth list of so-called "friends," but don't actually have to wade through all these eyesore posts!

What a sham, what a foolish waste of time. What vanity. But in the real world...card stores are closing down because who needs to BUY a hallmark card when there's a free MEME version to steal and post? And in the real world, the two women in their fancy garish party dresses would get a big "who ARE those ridiculous bints" in real life, but on Farcebook, oh, what FABULOUS compliments.

Social media...where you can mingle with thousands of people...and still be alone.