Wee-Wee Prince George and "Peaches Geldoff"

Strange news from the U.K. today.

First off, there's a dessert shortage.

A friend of mine went into a chip shop run by some friendly Asians (as opposed to semi-friendly Pakistanis, unfriendly Poles, and downright insane Muslims).

He placed a take away order, and added, "Any news on Peaches Geldoff?"

"Off," came the barked reply.

"Not Off...Geldoff. Peaches Geldoff. Do you know what happened?"

"We have fortune cookie, oranges, no Peaches Geldoff! So piss off!"

"Geldoff!"

"Bugga-Off!"

The Asian man, quite proud of picking up some British vernacular, then slammed the door with some emphasis. Actually, with some eggroll that went stale and he could no longer sell.

This leads me to ask, "What's the big deal about this "Peaches Geldoff?" I'm sure we can all do without this thing. I'll bet 9 of 10 Britons would rather sit in front of "Strawberry Shortcake" or an "Apricot Shandy."

The bottom line is not to make a fuss over things that have no meaning in your daily life, and that you can damn well do without. That would be "Peaches Geldoff," apparently off the menu forever.

NEXT...

The lesser minds of Great Britain continue to be excited about a little bald pisser they call "Wee Wee Prince George."

They were especially excited when the brat spoke his first four words...directed at a baby that was crying and taking away all the attention from him.

"Wee Wee," who can spend a penny, while his parents spend millions given to them by taxpayers, has been leaking news about himself since he was born. Mostly, he's been drooling and leaking, but that's news in a country that simply adores "The Royals."

"Wee Wee" is already considered smarter than Prince Charles or his father, Prince What's His Fucking Name. For one thing...there was no nonsense about his birth. George came straight out of the Princess's twat, without hanging onto the labia and swinging back and forth.

The Queen recalled, "When Charles came out, we coudn't pry his little monkey hands loose for days! You have no idea how many times I pissed in his face before I shook him loose! Even then, I had to top it off by shitting on his head. I think that's the reason that years later he was so attracted to Camilla Bowels."

You would think people would NOT care about "Wee Wee" or ask what "Wee Georgie" would or wouldn't do. "Wee Georgie Would..." do what? Be referenced on a Beatles album? Stop pissing his nappy? Sod off? Sod off with a sodden nappy?

About the ONLY thing this brat could do that is worthy of photographic attention, is suck on Kate's nipples. Even then, she would have to be fully nude, and showing...pubes, glorious pubes!