Probably not. Most English-speakers don't give a damn about French music (and in most cases, quite rightly so).
Alizee was a teenage Lolita discovered and groomed by Mylene Farmer to sing songs that were too pop and silly for Mylene to sing herself. Mylene wrote a few tasty hits for her, and Alizee helped things along with provocative, undulating dance moves.
But for a jailbait French bitch, good enough.
Or as Roy Orbison used to grrrrowl during "Pretty Woman," one word: "Merci!"
So what the fuck happened? She got too big for her knickers.
She and Mylene parted ways.
Meaning, the first two albums were great. And after that?
I guess tattoos are the last refuge for the attention-seeking bitch.
When she was an underage French pastry, she didn't NEED the fucking ugly tattoos.
Look at how she Winehoused her fucking arm...
Sapristi! What do you think of that shit? Does she still look like jailbait, or like a walking STD factory? Real ordinary now, this bint.
This is how Le Bitch gets attention...MORE tattoos.
I guess French television was burning up when some tattoo moron with a needle burned her back:
WTF...who was behind this, the Disney "Product Placement" team?
Why Alizee needs to have a fucking drawing of sTinkerbell on her back, I have no idea.
Look, I love bending a chick over, but this would be a bone-shrinker. I don't want to fuck a woman with sTinkerbell on her back!
SAPRISTI SAPRISTI...it's one thing to be a jailbait teenager, Alizee, but it's another to seem like an 8 year-old. How can you position her in bed, face down, when it looks like you've robbed the cradle, and Disney music should be playing?
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