Stupid Serena Williams: "I'm Proud of my Boobs"

If you're just a tennis idiot savant, what do you say to promote yourself in magazines?

To be on the cover of FITNESS, you've got to offer "feel good" easy advice to moronic twat-head readers.

Like: "I'M PROUD OF MY BOOBS."

I'm surprised she didn't add, "I'M ALSO PROUD OF MY MASCULINE FACE WHICH IS MORE HORSE THAN HUMAN."

She does look better than her sister, Venus, who really bears a strong facial resemblance to Sugar Ray Leonard.

See, the un-serene Serena wants to get these make-over glamor poses and magazine covers because she's still pissed off that Sharapova makes more money with endorsements. Why, that WHITE bitch hasn't even defeated Serena in years! But she's WHITE, and so, Serena thinks, it's racism. Maybe there's an element there, but Maria has a face that you're not likely to see severed and tossed onto the bed of an Italian gangster.

An irony here, is Maria has a kind of stick-figure body, nowhere near as rubbery-voluptuous as Serena's.

Making a big deal out of nothing, Serena's now pretending that being full-figured with giant tits and a big ass was a problem. OF COURSE NOT. For years she's been wearing skin-tight outfits on the court, and bouncing up and down like her ass was a Goodyear tire.

So the editors of FITNESS figured they got an angle, and they got a "star" who is physically fit but doesn't look like a steroid male, nor the typical skinny-ass road runner. This is news? Most women have female figures, and are proud of it! Only anorexics and dykes want to look skinny or muscular. What a non-story, this "I'm Proud of My Boobs" stuff is.

As if any bitch with big boobs ISN'T proud of them? They are more than glad to torture men with tight sweaters, cleavage-display dresses and teeny tank-tops all summer long! In any women's gym (so I've heard from some bosomy ladies I know) chicks are very blatant in staring at boobies and raving, "Wow, you have SUCH a great figure..." All they want to know is what exercise and diet is being used so that the belly ain't bigger than the boobies. That's about it. I think most any woman would be glad to have Serena's body. Maybe a little bit less butt. Oh yes. And a different face.