LAKE BELL is a STUPID BINT.

No, I have no idea who "Lake Bell" is. It's not a body of water. It's a body with no head on it.

According to the cover of ESQUIRE, this publicity-seeking bint is some kind of actor, director and writer. I never heard of the twat. All I know is all of a sudden, there's all this excitement because she's "appeared nearly nude" on the cover of an affluent, wheezy magazine for silly men who need to know what the latest fashion design in socks might be. I mean, you don't want to show paisley if you should be showing plaid. Or are we still on the sockless-in-Birkenstocks thing?

Anyway, here's this teasing pea-brain:

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I've mentioned her before, and I'll mention her again. Hedy Lamarr. She said it was easy to look sexy. Just look STUPID. And that's what Lake Bell looks. STUPID.

What, WHAT is the fucking point of squating in your pantyhose, looking like you want a dick down your throat, looking STUPID...but putting your arms up to hide your breasts?

"Oh, yes, I'm glad you've found me sitting half-naked on the floor, and I'm not getting up and running away. It's just...well, I do NOT want you to see my precious mammary fat...so stuff your dick in my mouth and come all over my face (like I'm Belle Knox) and I'll sit here and not move...and not lower my arms."

"No, when it comes to keeping my hands up, I'm a better defensive fighter than Floyd Mayweather. I'll keep my hands up for 10 minutes, 20 minutes, however long you're going to batter my face and mouth...but I will NOT lower my arms and let you see my BREASTS!"

Really, while there are infinite ways a woman can look stupid while posing nude or half nude, this "use my hands for bra cups" coyness is just beyond STUPID...so beyond STUPID in fact, that it goes from sexy to just plain irritating.

Lake Bell...go toss yourself into Lake Erie.