PSYCHICS ARE FAKES, THERESA CAPUTO IS A CREEPY CLASSLESS CUNT

"25 Things YOU DON'T KNOW about THERESA CAPUTO," screamed a US weekly headline.

It was hard to ignore, because shitty tabloids are on every supermarket counter, and stupid "celebrity" news is often on the front page...or on the next twelve pages, complete with garish photos.

Which had me thinking: Who the FUCK is THERESA CAPUTO?

I see she's a cheap looking piece of shit who spends her life at the dentist and the beauty (?) parlor.

She's too ugly and old to be a sexy singer or actress. OH...of COURSE...a "reality show star."

On one of the way-too-many cable channels, this "personality" proclaims herself a psychic. Like she could find her own cunt if she didn't turn on the bathroom light.

Psychics are the worst frauds on the planet. They put signs all over sidewalks screaming "Cheap palm reading..." so they can eventually swindle some gullible jerk for thousands of dollars. They are a carny trick. They ask a few cunningly innocuous questions, offer some cunningly bland answers...and morons think, "Oh my GOD...my mind has been read." Not a difficult trick. And trick, is what it is.

So a big FUCK YOU to TLC or whatever channel promotes a PSYCHIC.

Now, the question becomes, what ARE the fascinating things I don't know about this tarty con-artist? Oooooooh....fascinating....

And you like sucking gangster dick, Theresa? That must be how you got pushed into the bogus world of "celebrity?" Your face could make a fine hood ornament for a urinal.