Sunday, April 20, 2014

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West - the Most Hates Celebrities in the World

STAR "magazine" is one of the prime tabloid-pieces-of-shit that breathlessly follow "celebrities." They just put out their "Top 20 Most Hated Stars" list…blaming, of course, their READERS for making the choices. Wanna bet that these 20 will be featured even MORE? Here's the list and my take on them.

20. Jonah Hill (fat asshole comic actor and smug moron)
19. Julia Roberts (once everyone's favorite film "whore," as a Pretty Woman, now hated? Oooh.

18. Anne Hathaway (ugly, boyish self-important twit)
17. Jaden Smith (born with a silver spoon up his ass as the son of Will Smith and his talentless wife)
16. Taylor Swift (pretty bubble-gum chick who people hate because she sings about dumping boyfriends)
15. Madonna (perennially unpleasant hypocrite slut)
14. Katherine Heigl (never saw her in anything, could care less…apparently is "difficult" on the set and honestly remarks on whether a TV show or movie she made was shit)
13. Miley Cyrus (VILEY VIRUS…apparently STAR didn't list her as a choice, but she got a helluva lot of write in votes)
12. Nicki Minaj (creepy looking fashion cunt/rapper. Mariah: "It was like going to work every day in hell with Satan." Well, serves you right, Maria for being on "American Idol," and you're no fucking prize either.
11. Lindsay Lohan (sad, immature chick with psycho parents. Had talent once)
10. Phil Robertson (creepy, overly-bearded scion of the "Duck Dynasty" redneck assholes)
9. Jennifer Lopez (really? Anyone even remember her?)
8. Lady Gaga (ugly obnoxious and yes, "Desperate for attention" fashion twerp)
7. Juan Pablo Galavis (a contestant on "The Bachelor." Shows you how low the world has gotten, that this is a hit show and a particular jerk can be the talk of the world…or rather, the stupid bitch and fag world, the show's demographic)
6. Gwyneth Paltrow (oh, I suppose. Married Mr. Coldplay. Daughter of semi-royalty. Probably is bratty).
5. LeAnn Rimes (redneck bitches are mad she had an affair with some married guy)
4. Kris Jenner (the hideous media-witch who spawned vain, air-headed monkey girls. The STD MILF)
3. Justin Bieber (no kidding)
2. Chris Brown (Some rapper dunce who punched dia-Rihanna. It's all shit.)
1. Kardashian and Kanye (since racism plays a factor…no wonder they're #1. But Bieber should've won the stink prize)

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