Meet JON STEWART, the Prig of Wisdom

MEMES are all over the place for lazy morons to share.

Among the "comedy Gods" who get quoted all the time is the hatchet-faced lemon-mouthed often obnoxious Jon Stewart.

Real name? Jonathan Stuart Liebowitz.

No, he wouldn't get a following, even among Jewish Liberals, with his real name. He gets a following with THIS shit:

Oh, how far we've gone from Lenny Bruce and Mort Sahl, who might've been 50-year-old Jon's influences. Lenny would've been down to Earth, but not going for a Redneck-easy put-down like "they act like their shit don't stink."

And as verbose as Mort sometimes would get in front of his "hungry intellectual" audience, you'd never, EVER hear him use a phrase like "cognitive dissonance."

But this mediocre Lenny Sahl guy, this Jon Stewart, he's had a string of winning something like EIGHT Emmy awards in a row for his boring Woss-esque cable TV show. He sits at his desk, acts snarky, and rolls his eyes over every news item (that's physical comedy, folks). In reporting on some "incredibly stupid" thing Republicans did, he'll raise his hands to the heavens, and then mock-collapse face down onto the desk as if he's mortally wounded. This over-acting gets snickers of delight. His dullard audience eats it up like gluten-free organic mush. Even when I agree with his attacks on Republican/Conservative insanity...I can't laugh when he pretends to have gone bonkers out of frustration. In a world of increasingly bad, amateurish comics who can't deliver a fucking line properly...he's King Pest.

Stewart is like the prig in school that intimidated people because he was "so smart." Nevermind he was only smart in comparison to morons. So now, compared to witless dimwits who send MEMES to people, he's a genius. He has the common touch (cursing) and then uses terms that use SO MANY SYLLABLES! Oooooh!

Bill Maher, he ain't. Pretentious, he fuckin' ay is. As for using cuss words to show he's just an average guy...er, his threnody is an atrabilious amphigory.